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Added on Wednesday August 10th, 2005 at 3:44pm

<Scott>I’m sweating like Michael Jackson in Mothercare

<fruitbat>thats because you’re fat

Quote 562 added by ex user gaz

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Added on Wednesday August 10th, 2005 at 1:42pm

<Monty>how can one dock without foreskin?

Quote 561 added by jamie

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Added on Wednesday August 10th, 2005 at 11:58am

<Tricky>what is a bear night

<Scott>it’s a night at the zoo

<Scott>with beer and sticks to poke the bears with

<Lloyd>its a shame.. but that is quite literealy true

Quote 560 added by jamie

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Added on Wednesday August 10th, 2005 at 11:39am

<Lloyd>yay! bear night! i get to go in and see fat people naked! yay!

Quote 559 added by IRC user Gaz|Work

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Added on Wednesday August 10th, 2005 at 11:10am


* Skywalkerhas an ‘Alasdair’ moment and starts stropping and ranting to nobody in particular, at full volume, interspaced with ‘cunt’ and ‘fuck’ for full effect!

Quote 558 added by IRC user Gaz|Work

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Added on Wednesday August 10th, 2005 at 10:19am

<Gaz|Work>i’m confused. What’s the issue?

Quote 557 added by jamie

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Added on Wednesday August 10th, 2005 at 0:49am

<sunin>they needed someone shortish... so i was the hooker

Quote 556 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Tuesday August 9th, 2005 at 7:04pm


* Montycan’t spell today

Quote 555 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Tuesday August 9th, 2005 at 2:20pm

<Gaz|Work>Hello person standing behind me reading what i am typing

<Gaz|Work>yes i like cock now fuck off

<Gaz|Work>and magically they walk away from the window behind my desk

Quote 554 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday August 9th, 2005 at 2:02pm

<sunin|vnc>i hated the taste of spunk when i first started the sex thing... kinda forced myself to like it... drinking it = less sheet changage 😊

Quote 553 added by IRC user Gaz|Work

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