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Added on Monday August 8th, 2005 at 1:59pm

<mattwerk>i’m not dancing coz i broke my arse on a dildo last night

Quote 542 added by IRC user Gaz|Work

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Added on Monday August 8th, 2005 at 1:37pm

<Monty>oh. that’s a point. need to whizz some cleaner round the bathtub after i couldn’t be bothered getting out to piss...

Quote 541 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Monday August 8th, 2005 at 1:22pm

*** Mishimoo has changed the topic on channel #markthomas to . o O (shuttle disaster delayed for 24 hours)

Quote 540 added by scott

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Added on Monday August 8th, 2005 at 11:58am

<Danbromley>I ended up in g-a-y, thats how bad I was

Quote 539 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Monday August 8th, 2005 at 10:24am

RudolphFR never gets stoned

Quote 538 added by robl

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Added on Monday August 8th, 2005 at 10:05am

<paperpete>when up a ladder once, I had to fiddle with a monstrous organ...

Quote 537 added by robl

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Added on Monday August 8th, 2005 at 0:06am

<fruitbat>I can be discreet when I need to be

Quote 536 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Sunday August 7th, 2005 at 10:37pm

<BitterSweet>You sit on one big black dildo for a bit, and all of a sudden you can’t walk

Quote 535 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Sunday August 7th, 2005 at 9:20pm

<fruitbat>my therapist enquired if my shyness caused problems

Quote 534 added by ex user gaz

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Added on Sunday August 7th, 2005 at 9:18pm

[Deev] I’ve done nothing but eat shit all day

Quote 533 added by ex user fruitbat

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