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Added on Monday August 1st, 2005 at 1:23pm

<mattwerk>whats all this fuss about border controls?


<Scott>don’t want terrorists being able to buy books at reasonable prices and drink coffee?

Quote 512 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Monday August 1st, 2005 at 12:27pm

<BitterSweet>my cock is a joke

Quote 511 added by bingowings

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Added on Monday August 1st, 2005 at 11:58am

"But I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, hidden worlds, jumping chocolate frogs, owl mail, magic food, ghosts, broomsticks and spells would have given her a clue?"

Quote 510 added by scott

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Added on Monday August 1st, 2005 at 10:09am

<RudolphFR>it occurs to me that I might have to start using Ubuntu cos there’s a fit topless boy on the login screen

Quote 509 added by huggie

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Added on Sunday July 31st, 2005 at 6:13pm

<huggie>Jenny: they’re going to let you have kids?!?!

Quote 508 added by ex user gaz

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Added on Sunday July 31st, 2005 at 5:27pm

<Footle>Monty: I can hear it now. "I haven’t had a drop to drink officer. Oh, except I drank my friend here’s piss earlier... oh, wait..."

Quote 507 added by IRC user Radix

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Added on Sunday July 31st, 2005 at 3:51pm

<suniniPaq>don’t usually name poultry before i eat it

Quote 506 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Sunday July 31st, 2005 at 1:47pm

fruitbat: I don’t have a shrink. I have a cognitive behavioural therapist

Quote 505 added by tref

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Added on Saturday July 30th, 2005 at 10:57pm

<fruitbat>I frightened sunin off
fruitbat> I’m just too macho for him

Quote 504 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Friday July 29th, 2005 at 1:52pm

<Smess>I’m not a size queen at all... I’m really not that fussy

<BitterSweet>well that’d be a bonus

Quote 503 added by IRC user mattwerk

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