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Added on Tuesday May 10th, 2005 at 7:05pm

<Monty>you could at least have got a GRAMATTICALLY CORRECT one.

Quote 321 added by Footle

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Added on Tuesday May 10th, 2005 at 7:03pm

<Monty>even when i’ve flipped the mattress after weesex, i don’t remember clothes under the matress...

Quote 320 added by Footle

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Added on Tuesday May 10th, 2005 at 2:11pm

<fruitbat>I set fire to my sausage

Quote 319 added by scott

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Added on Saturday May 7th, 2005 at 2:19pm

<sunin>and i slept with my fridge

Quote 318 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Saturday May 7th, 2005 at 10:05am

sunin is not loose

<mattwerk>ok, not loose but well used?

<sunin>only 7 times in the past 2 weeks...

Quote 317 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday May 5th, 2005 at 5:57pm

<Scott>

<== doing his bit to keep the Blacks out of parliament

Quote 316 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Thursday May 5th, 2005 at 2:04am

<DyingDeev>It’s actually thicker than it looks in the pic

Quote 315 added by IRC user DyingDeev

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Added on Wednesday May 4th, 2005 at 2:36pm

<DyingDeev>However I got them out the other day and now don’t know what I did with them

Quote 314 added by IRC user Owen|Home

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Added on Wednesday May 4th, 2005 at 9:39am

<Dunc>oh just shut up and iron your carpet

Quote 313 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday May 3rd, 2005 at 10:16pm

<Dunc>That’s the strangest use for a kitchen mixer I’ve seen in my life

Quote 312 added by ex user fruitbat

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