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Added on Sunday February 27th, 2005 at 10:59pm

<Bump>I used to love care bears ∗blushes∗

Quote 243 added by moogal

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Added on Wednesday February 23rd, 2005 at 4:07pm

<BigMonkey>i had the horn before i saw the tent and shot off inside...

Quote 242 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday February 22nd, 2005 at 1:34pm

<Scott>can it do the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight?

<zaty-laptop>the speed of light = 1.8026175 Î 10^12 furlongs per fortnight

<huggie>Where did furlongs per fortnight come from?

<zaty-laptop>furlongs per fortnight is a fucking stupid unit 😊

Quote 241 added by IRC user adamamyl

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Added on Tuesday February 22nd, 2005 at 11:56am

<Gaz|Dying>Right m’off to be a miserable bastard in the office and bark at people

<Gaz|Dying>I shall hide under my desk and growl and bark at people as they walk past 😉 -!- Gaz|Dying is now known as GazPuppy

Quote 240 added by IRC user adamamyl

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Added on Friday February 18th, 2005 at 0:14am


<[Deev]>i like to lick minge

Quote 239 added by moogal

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Added on Thursday February 17th, 2005 at 1:52am


* darkmaviscries at concept of zaty driving

Quote 238 added by moogal

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Added on Wednesday February 16th, 2005 at 2:16am

<flange>I love the cock |

<adamamyl>me too, wanna swap?

Quote 237 added by Footle

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Added on Wednesday February 16th, 2005 at 2:10am

<Footle>This is Footle. His hobbies are: drinking alcohol, cooking, spouting complete crap, and bumming straight boys he intended to be bummed by.

<flange>oh that probably won’t work

Quote 236 added by IRC user adamamyl

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Added on Tuesday February 15th, 2005 at 11:12pm


* adamamylgot his knob and arse out last night

<Taurean>thats humongous

Quote 235 added by moogal

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Added on Tuesday February 15th, 2005 at 8:09pm

<footle>you most certainly don’t randomly throw shoes in the air while taking your clothes off because you’re in a hurry to fuck the arse off someone and allow the shoe to fall heel first on the screen

Quote 234 added by IRC user adamamyl

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