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Added on Thursday June 17th, 2004 at 2:30pm
<mojococo>if I want to go home early I have to pretend to be interested in the football
<mojococo>go Switzerland!
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Added on Monday June 7th, 2004 at 2:34pm
<evilmarq>if i wank on the toilet, the smell of poo makes me cum too quickly
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Added on Monday June 7th, 2004 at 10:22am
<suninIpaq>it was either heaven or g-a-y... and i wasn’t gonna drive.140 miles for fivestar
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Added on Wednesday May 26th, 2004 at 8:05pm
(21:00:46)Filbert/Rules: you too can be like me 😁
(21:00:55)James: er, no, I don’t pluck my eyebrows 😜
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Added on Monday April 12th, 2004 at 10:04am
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Added on Sunday March 28th, 2004 at 10:37pm
<okiniko>jamesog, Do you know ksh well?
* HalFiretries to think of a korny joke.
Quote 149 added by IRC user kp
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Added on Friday March 19th, 2004 at 4:16am
<bsdb0xen>There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and BSD. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.
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Added on Thursday March 11th, 2004 at 11:43pm
<Gaz>talking?
<Gaz>okay so more and more the internet is being seen as a valid form of communication using things such as msn or chat rooms but i’d hardly call it talking
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Added on Wednesday February 18th, 2004 at 7:38pm
<18:20>
* harwaves
<18:20>
* evilmarqparticles
<18:21>
<har>har-evilmarq duality
<18:21>
<zaty>we can know wher you are but not how fast you are moving?
<18:21>
* harparps
<18:30>
<evilmarq>mass increases as you approach the speed of light, therefore har is going very fast indeed.
<18:31>
<har>But time goes slower for me.
<18:31>
<har>Is that why you’re so old?
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Added on Monday February 16th, 2004 at 11:55pm
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