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Added on Thursday, June 17th, 2004 at 2:30pm

<mojococo> if I want to go home early I have to pretend to be interested in the football

<mojococo> go Switzerland!

Quote 154 added by scott

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Added on Monday, June 7th, 2004 at 2:34pm

<evilmarq> if i wank on the toilet, the smell of poo makes me cum too quickly

Quote 153 added by scott

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Added on Monday, June 7th, 2004 at 10:22am

<suninIpaq> it was either heaven or g-a-y... and i wasn’t gonna drive.140 miles for fivestar

Quote 152 added by scott

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Added on Wednesday, May 26th, 2004 at 8:05pm

(21:00:46) Filbert/Rules: you too can be like me 😁
(21:00:55) James: er, no, I don’t pluck my eyebrows 😜

Quote 151 added by jamesog

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Added on Monday, April 12th, 2004 at 10:04am

<Trouble> I’m going to suck the juice out of a monkey

Quote 150 added by scott

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Added on Sunday, March 28th, 2004 at 10:37pm

<okiniko> jamesog, Do you know ksh well?

* HalFire tries to think of a korny joke.

Quote 149 added by IRC user kp

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Added on Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 4:16am

<bsdb0xen> There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and BSD. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.

Quote 147 added by jamesog

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Added on Thursday, March 11th, 2004 at 11:43pm

<Gaz> talking?

<Gaz> okay so more and more the internet is being seen as a valid form of communication using things such as msn or chat rooms but i’d hardly call it talking

Quote 141 added by jamesog

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Added on Wednesday, February 18th, 2004 at 7:38pm

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* har waves

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* evilmarq particles

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<har> har-evilmarq duality

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<zaty> we can know wher you are but not how fast you are moving?

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* har parps

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<evilmarq> mass increases as you approach the speed of light, therefore har is going very fast indeed.

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<har> But time goes slower for me.

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<har> Is that why you’re so old?

Quote 135 added by scott

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Added on Monday, February 16th, 2004 at 11:55pm

laurs_bobbins: He can’t cheat! He hasn’t got a penis!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote 134 added by scott

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