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Added on Monday, February 9th, 2009 at 2:52pm

<moo|werk> how is it that I can be hungry all morning, then I get to lunchtime and don’t have an appetite?

* moo|werk scoffs doughnuts

Quote 3019 added by IRC user fruitbat

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Added on Friday, February 6th, 2009 at 10:03pm

MySound’s Attention Span :

<MySound> I AM TRYING TO REGISTER A NEW ACCOUNT YOU STUPID WEBSITE

<MySound> ooh QI

Quote 3018 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Thursday, February 5th, 2009 at 12:54am


* moooogal is not aging gracefully

Quote 3017 added by IRC user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 1:47pm

<moo|werk> I did offer to do one of those cast your own dildo kits for him

<fruitbat> painted in black and white cowprint?

Quote 3016 added by IRC user jamieWerk

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Added on Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 1:10am

<Binkie> I want to go on an A380

<IverHoob> That’s the one that goes past Stonehenge isn’t it?

Quote 3015 added by IRC user fruitbat

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Added on Monday, February 2nd, 2009 at 4:45pm

<Footle> we’re not quite up to 12" yet

Quote 3014 added by IRC user fruitbat

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Added on Friday, January 30th, 2009 at 10:11pm


* MySound makes fruitbat watch moo/My pr0n

<fruitbat> it’d be like watching somebody make a trifle using a cement mixer

Quote 3013 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 at 12:56pm

<Binkie> Have you ever been in a car when airbags go off ?

<fruitbat> I imagine it’s like rimming scott and he farts

<moo|werk> did. not. need. that. image.

Quote 3012 added by IRC user jamieWerk

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Added on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 at 11:33am


* scottbert sits on zaty

<Thirtytmobile> Flaty now

Quote 3011 added by IRC user moo|werk

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Added on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 at 1:17am

<fruitbat> and being done up the arse by a man obsessed with custard

Quote 3010 added by B

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