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Added on Friday, July 18th, 2008 at 10:38pm

<suninMob> Nobody rescues me from salop

Quote 2831 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday, July 17th, 2008 at 7:27pm

<jamie_> im just in my boxers now dear, im not getting dressed to bring you a pizza

Quote 2830 added by IRC user ^Stuii^_

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Added on Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 at 11:33pm

<Footle> I’ve had fruitbat*. He’s shit at it.

Quote 2829 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 at 12:02pm


<[Arb]> I realise normally you’d be thrilled to be poked by a soldiers weapon, but this is different 😄

Quote 2828 added by IRC user jamiewerk

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Added on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 at 8:16pm

[Deev] matt and jamie part at the same time ∗rampant orgy conspiracy∗

<SteveDSD> Says the man who sells himself for pork and pickle pies

Quote 2827 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 at 3:12pm

<moo|werk> my bedroom is like a small branch of Staples

Quote 2825 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 at 8:03am

<EJ28UK> they said i wasnt allowed to wear my dressing gown to the airport

Quote 2824 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Monday, July 14th, 2008 at 9:02am


* moogal has visions of fruitbat in a hospital matron’s outfit

Quote 2823 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Sunday, July 13th, 2008 at 10:03pm

[Deev] I’m butch, me
* [Deev] rapes mage over the tumble drier

Quote 2822 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Friday, July 11th, 2008 at 11:30am

<moo|work> I’m in a want another 10" mood

Quote 2819 added by ex user fruitbat

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