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Added on Friday July 4th, 2008 at 9:03am

<Dunc>i showed him my four-poster

<Dunc>that’s not the same as a wife swap

Quote 2806 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday July 3rd, 2008 at 10:04am

<scottbert>Taha’s not on my shag list either until he’s grown some bodyhair

<Taha>I keep having to pluck these 3 hairs that have grown around my left nipple

Quote 2805 added by IRC user jamiewerk

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Added on Thursday July 3rd, 2008 at 9:55am

<Binkie>right tara

<smug>tata
*** Taha has joined channel #freakcity

<smug>Taha!

Quote 2804 added by IRC user smug

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Added on Thursday July 3rd, 2008 at 9:27am

<sunin>why has the royal mail sent me a red latex sheet?

Quote 2803 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday July 2nd, 2008 at 11:49am

<scottbert>I’m fisting today

Quote 2802 added by IRC user jamiewerk

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Added on Wednesday July 2nd, 2008 at 10:06am

<sunin>i can’t believe i managed to spin round without mogscock popping out

Quote 2801 added by IRC user jamiewerk

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Added on Tuesday July 1st, 2008 at 5:26pm

[Arb] I think a piscine life form, might just have problems with maxio facial surgery

<^Stuii^>MY PITS ARE SWEATY

Quote 2800 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday July 1st, 2008 at 4:44pm

<tartled>stuii has no dick

Quote 2799 added by IRC user ^Stuii^

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Added on Sunday June 29th, 2008 at 9:26pm

[Arb] it gets swiffed and hand vac-ed daily

Quote 2798 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Saturday June 28th, 2008 at 10:56am

<Binkie>I used to enjoy having a fresh bin for the weekend

Quote 2797 added by ex user fruitbat

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