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Added on Wednesday April 2nd, 2008 at 1:58pm


* Montydoesn’t do uppercase letters.

Quote 2713 added by moogal

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Added on Wednesday April 2nd, 2008 at 1:19pm

<moogal>as I was going into the loos, out came a rather toned hunk in just a little apron

Quote 2712 added by IRC user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday April 2nd, 2008 at 12:35pm

<moogal>like the ones that keep offering me pictures of Britney naked

<moogal>I don’t use my left hand for that

Quote 2711 added by IRC user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday April 2nd, 2008 at 11:43am


* moogalfelches a turkey baster

Quote 2710 added by IRC user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday April 1st, 2008 at 5:01pm


* Pennyslaps radix around a bit with a large trout

<moogal>images like that mean I can’t leave the desk for the next ten minutes...

Quote 2709 added by IRC user Penny

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Added on Sunday March 30th, 2008 at 5:58pm

* [Deev]rims harry

<harry>DANGER

Quote 2708 added by IRC user Penny

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Added on Thursday March 27th, 2008 at 5:29pm

<fruitbat>moo: you were driving one-handed?

<moogal>I do that a lot

Quote 2707 added by IRC user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday March 26th, 2008 at 12:00pm

<fruitbat>vista seems to have dispensed with search in favour of some sort of computerised tombola

Quote 2706 added by moogal

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Added on Tuesday March 25th, 2008 at 3:10pm

<fruitbat>arb: the only difference between your cock and scott’s cock is that his has a queue

Quote 2705 added by IRC user scottbert

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Added on Monday March 24th, 2008 at 8:36am

[Arb] they hired me to be female, blond, pretty and have big bazongas

Quote 2704 added by IRC user fruitbat

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