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Quotes by scott

Added on Wednesday, September 21st, 2005 at 10:04am

<sysape> they’re playing fucking alanis cunting morrisette at me 😢

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Added on Tuesday, September 13th, 2005 at 5:25pm


<[Deev]> I just used the line "well it’s better than a kick in the teeth" at someone with rather unfortunately large chompers...

<[Deev]> I can hear the silence

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Added on Sunday, September 11th, 2005 at 8:39pm

<RobO> sore and swolen still

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Added on Saturday, September 10th, 2005 at 12:04pm

<mogwai> what time is it anyways? my cock seems to be wrong

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Added on Sunday, September 4th, 2005 at 9:27pm

<fruitbat> scott: stop being a cross between owen and skywalker

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Added on Monday, August 22nd, 2005 at 10:17pm


* shunter returns with a new kernel

<OtherBud> lol

<OtherBud> I read that as returning with a colonel

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Added on Monday, August 22nd, 2005 at 1:43pm

<13:34>

<Spetsnadz> omg

<Spetsnadz> TV news item on ‘Freedom Rucksacks’

<Spetsnadz> freedom-bags.co.uk/

<Dr_Buddha> hehe

<Dr_Buddha> thing is, everyone would see any bombs I’m carrying

<Spetsnadz> ideel for Sun readers

<Spetsnadz> maybe i should start a website selling fake body parts to go in them

<Spetsnadz> inflatable Koran..?

<Dr_Buddha> what, one that blows itself up?

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Added on Saturday, August 20th, 2005 at 12:21pm

<straylight> hehe servicable you mean?

<Scott> like a cheap rentboy. Not so pretty but gets the job done

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Added on Thursday, August 18th, 2005 at 5:30pm


* fruitbat has fun looking at the price of insurance for a large bus for one medically impaired driver and one driver who has been driving for 2 hours

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Added on Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 at 4:33pm

<mattwerk> i appear to have lost the laptop’s nipple

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