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Added on Wednesday, August 11th, 2004 at 11:27am

<David> yesterday i read a text on my GFs phone, from a friend of hers that said "when are you next seeing ‘hung like a horse boy’ again?"

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Added on Friday, August 6th, 2004 at 9:18am

THE AMAZING BIONIC TROUBLE says:

there’s a bloke on ‘the bill’ that i’ve shagged

THE AMAZING BIONIC TROUBLE says:

I am a star fucker

Quote 156 added by scott

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Added on Thursday, July 29th, 2004 at 12:52pm

<mrxoyote> i am so fucking bored

<mrxoyote> how do i make three hours pass more quickly?

<mojococo> flash your boss

<CelticLo> dunno talk to Gattrell

<sickdawg> mojococo wins

Quote 155 added by scott

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Added on Thursday, June 17th, 2004 at 2:30pm

<mojococo> if I want to go home early I have to pretend to be interested in the football

<mojococo> go Switzerland!

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Added on Monday, June 7th, 2004 at 2:34pm

<evilmarq> if i wank on the toilet, the smell of poo makes me cum too quickly

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Added on Monday, June 7th, 2004 at 10:22am

<suninIpaq> it was either heaven or g-a-y... and i wasn’t gonna drive.140 miles for fivestar

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Added on Monday, April 12th, 2004 at 10:04am

<Trouble> I’m going to suck the juice out of a monkey

Quote 150 added by scott

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Added on Wednesday, February 18th, 2004 at 7:38pm

<18:20>

* har waves

<18:20>

* evilmarq particles

<18:21>

<har> har-evilmarq duality

<18:21>

<zaty> we can know wher you are but not how fast you are moving?

<18:21>

* har parps

<18:30>

<evilmarq> mass increases as you approach the speed of light, therefore har is going very fast indeed.

<18:31>

<har> But time goes slower for me.

<18:31>

<har> Is that why you’re so old?

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Added on Monday, February 16th, 2004 at 11:55pm

laurs_bobbins: He can’t cheat! He hasn’t got a penis!!!!!!!!!!!

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Added on Thursday, December 25th, 2003 at 11:34am

<sunin|zZz> i opened all the prezzies from p00fs tho...

<sunin|zZz> thank god i did..

<sunin|zZz> anal beads...

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