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Added on Wednesday August 11th, 2004 at 11:27am

<David>yesterday i read a text on my GFs phone, from a friend of hers that said "when are you next seeing ‘hung like a horse boy’ again?"

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Added on Friday August 6th, 2004 at 9:18am

THE AMAZING BIONIC TROUBLE says:

there’s a bloke on ‘the bill’ that i’ve shagged

THE AMAZING BIONIC TROUBLE says:

I am a star fucker

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Added on Thursday July 29th, 2004 at 12:52pm

<mrxoyote>i am so fucking bored

<mrxoyote>how do i make three hours pass more quickly?

<mojococo>flash your boss

<CelticLo>dunno talk to Gattrell

<sickdawg>mojococo wins

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Added on Thursday June 17th, 2004 at 2:30pm

<mojococo>if I want to go home early I have to pretend to be interested in the football

<mojococo>go Switzerland!

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Added on Monday June 7th, 2004 at 2:34pm

<evilmarq>if i wank on the toilet, the smell of poo makes me cum too quickly

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Added on Monday June 7th, 2004 at 10:22am

<suninIpaq>it was either heaven or g-a-y... and i wasn’t gonna drive.140 miles for fivestar

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Added on Monday April 12th, 2004 at 10:04am

<Trouble>I’m going to suck the juice out of a monkey

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Added on Wednesday February 18th, 2004 at 7:38pm

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* harwaves

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* evilmarqparticles

<18:21>

<har>har-evilmarq duality

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<zaty>we can know wher you are but not how fast you are moving?

<18:21>

* harparps

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<evilmarq>mass increases as you approach the speed of light, therefore har is going very fast indeed.

<18:31>

<har>But time goes slower for me.

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<har>Is that why you’re so old?

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Added on Monday February 16th, 2004 at 11:55pm

laurs_bobbins: He can’t cheat! He hasn’t got a penis!!!!!!!!!!!

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Added on Thursday December 25th, 2003 at 11:34am

<sunin|zZz>i opened all the prezzies from p00fs tho...

<sunin|zZz>thank god i did..

<sunin|zZz>anal beads...

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