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Added on Saturday September 8th, 2007 at 0:55am

<fruitbat>On my sofa, I have a glass of cider, a laptop, an ikea catalogue, a tape measure and a bottle of valium

Quote 2389 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Friday September 7th, 2007 at 8:30pm

<ScottMob>Fat people are shit at relationships

<FItbinks>Fat people are crap at getting into 30" jeans as well

Quote 2387 added by IRC user suninSHOWER

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Added on Friday September 7th, 2007 at 8:16pm

<Flikk>My mum just said to me My arse has seen some things over the years, but I expect yours has seen more

Quote 2386 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Friday September 7th, 2007 at 2:45pm

Scottbert wants to make more porn with Danny, just so I can make Mogs watch it and get a stiffy again

Quote 2385 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Friday September 7th, 2007 at 2:17pm

<jamiework>ooo mogsporn?

<Mogs>though there is a huge quantity of dodgy accents, terrible english and small willies

Quote 2384 added by ex user bittersweet

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Added on Thursday September 6th, 2007 at 10:15pm

<Mousey>I can do licking. ;p

* moo|macscreams

Quote 2383 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Thursday September 6th, 2007 at 2:14pm


<[Deev]>Aye my pipework needs looking at

Quote 2381 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Thursday September 6th, 2007 at 12:43pm

<sunin>you’re all too kinky for me

Quote 2379 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday September 6th, 2007 at 12:27pm

<sunin>fuck and shove fingers? right.. come to the oct bash.. i’ll slot you in between 10 and 11.. =P

Quote 2378 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Wednesday September 5th, 2007 at 11:13pm

<Fitbinks>right, need to go and put on some more slap

Quote 2377 added by ex user fruitbat

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