LOL
Ken on the MT list sums up the current court case and stuff:Prosecution: “It was HER.... there... that... GIRL!!! She did it...”
Defence “It’s a fair cop guv, I went and gorn and dunnit. It were me right enough, you’ve got me bang to rights and done up like a kipper”
Prosecution “Fuck...”
Defence “Yep, that was me right enough. Breach of contract, breach of confidentiality. Official Secrets Act? HAH! I spit on your draconian bullshit”
Prosecution “We’d like to drop all charges, please”
Judge “WTF???”
Press “WTF???”
Public “HUH?”
Tony “We’re only acting in the best interest of the defence and its best not too look too hard at these things or the...ooooh look pretty
lights..”
Press “WTF???”
Public “HUH?”
Claire Short (sensing a bandwagon to be leapt upon) “Oh, and we were spying on Kofi Annan too...”
Tony “Fuck... I think I swallowed my grin”
Press “oofyeh!”
Public “Oh for fucks sake, here we go AGAIN”
Meanwhile, in Libya, one President Gaddafi was seen pissing himself laughing... “What a lunatic! And they saidI was mad???”
Somebody, somewhere is drawing some pictures for Shrub, slowly, to help him understanderise.
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