Crap joke of the day
I was barely sitting down in the loo when I heard a voice from the other cubicle saying: “Hi, how are you?”Not being the type to start a conversation in the toilet, I don’t know what got into me but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doing just fine!”
And the other person says: “So what are you up to?”
What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just travelling!”
At this point I’m trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question: “Can I come over?”
Ok, this question is going just a bit too far, even for me, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So I tell them “No........I’m busy right now!!!”
Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I’ll phone you later, there’s an idiot in the next cubicle who keeps answering all my questions."
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