Freakcity

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I’m going to Wichita!

Description	Lookie lookie! ’t is I, whom many imagined had fallen off the face of the Earth. The only problem is that the Earth has an evil gravitational force, which means that in order to fall off, one would need to escape said gravitational force; when one has a mass as large as mine, this becomes particularly difficult. So no, I have never left this lovely planet of ours; I have merely been escaping the limelight, inevitably drawn towards fabulousness such as mine, for the past few years. But now I have returned, and you’d better get ready for me, babies!
Likes	Being fabulous, belittling people who deserve it, being nice to people who deserve it, generally ignoring people who don’t merit any attention.
Dislikes	Fish, whiskey, beetroot, those urban types.
Hobbies	Sleeping, breathing.

Freakcity	Benjaminina was the 839th member of Freakcity and has wasted no time at all since records began so far on this site