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Words of the day for February 2026
Saturday, February 28th, 2026
dick
That dangly thing between your boyfriend’s legs 😊
added Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 at 9:17pm added Tue Dec 16, 2003, 21:17
Friday, February 27th, 2026
troublemaking
See Tony C
added Monday, April 4th, 2005 at 1:43am added Mon Apr 4, 2005, 01:43
Thursday, February 26th, 2026
Limerick
great little Irish city
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 2:21pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 14:21
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026
404
for ooooooh four
realiseing he/she is speaking about the number not the word
added Friday, January 27th, 2006 at 12:02am added Fri Jan 27, 2006, 00:02
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026
Pants
Underwear NOT trousers
added Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 at 11:16am added Wed May 10, 2006, 11:16
Monday, February 23rd, 2026
orlando bloom(ing lovely
no really, he did
added Thursday, May 6th, 2004 at 11:04pm added Thu May 6, 2004, 23:04
Sunday, February 22nd, 2026
bad
Used in US (esp. Californian) English as synonym for “mistake”, as in “Sorry I spilt your frappolattechino, dude. My bad.” Is there no end to that country’s inventivisity of language?
added Thursday, May 4th, 2006 at 12:50am added Thu May 4, 2006, 00:50
Saturday, February 21st, 2026
pigeons
Flying rats. Good for shooting in Trafalgar Square if the arrest and subsequent incarceration don’t bother you too much
added Wednesday, April 28th, 2004 at 9:10pm added Wed Apr 28, 2004, 21:10
Friday, February 20th, 2026
jaffa cakes
BETTER THAN SEX!
added Sunday, May 2nd, 2004 at 12:43pm added Sun May 2, 2004, 12:43
Thursday, February 19th, 2026
music
b0p b0p b0p. they play lots of it at retro and stuff like that. It’s lovely to listen to.
Types of music include:
Pink Floyd
Kate Bush
Some Radiohead
U2
Portishead
Music does not include:
Anything calling itself RnB
Anything by a former Spice Girl
Anything by Craig David
Nomatterwhat he might think
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 12:41am added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 00:41
Wednesday, February 18th, 2026
jam
Yummy thing made out of squished up fruits and lots of sugar all cooked forever and then left to set in the fridge...Not, as Eddie Izzard would have you believe, made by wasps.
www.google.com/search?q=jam+recipes&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 12:10am added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 00:10
Tuesday, February 17th, 2026
shes0nfire
nice song sung by Amy Holland....actually....I think it was her
added Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005 at 10:47pm added Tue Feb 22, 2005, 22:47
Monday, February 16th, 2026
Gordons
Second-rate gin with a history of interesting marketing.
www.nelepets.com/art/20c/70-79/1974estes400-b151.jpg
added Sunday, August 21st, 2005 at 11:47pm added Sun Aug 21, 2005, 23:47
Sunday, February 15th, 2026
defenestration
"Keep passing the open windows."
added Friday, June 4th, 2004 at 3:49am added Fri June 4, 2004, 03:49
Saturday, February 14th, 2026
bullshit
Also a great TV Show staring an American magic act duo; Penn & Teller.
The show aims to dissprove common social beliefs, To date the show has shown episodes on: Alien abduction, hypnotism, recylcing, health foods, the bible, psychology, excercise and talking to the dead. For the legal reasons they use the world bullshit to avoid being sued.
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 5:05pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 17:05
Friday, February 13th, 2026
Doctor Who
Dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull
www.shinyclouds.com/costumes/makeup/portfolio/01.jpg
added Friday, October 22nd, 2004 at 4:08pm added Fri Oct 22, 2004, 16:08
Thursday, February 12th, 2026
Spod
Someone logged onto Freakcity
added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 1:06am added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 01:06
Wednesday, February 11th, 2026
dick
Or, sometimes, thatrigid thing between your boyfreind’s legs 😉
added Friday, December 19th, 2003 at 1:45pm added Fri Dec 19, 2003, 13:45
Tuesday, February 10th, 2026
masturbating
As much fun as you can have on your own 😊
added Tuesday, December 7th, 2004 at 4:02pm added Tue Dec 7, 2004, 16:02
Monday, February 9th, 2026
peckham
Also known as Detroit
added Friday, June 8th, 2007 at 7:34pm added Fri June 8, 2007, 19:34
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