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Words of the day for March 2026
Thursday, March 26th, 2026
Northampton
NOT in the midlands. In East Anglia.
added Thursday, March 17th, 2005 at 4:18pm added Thu Mar 17, 2005, 16:18
Wednesday, March 25th, 2026
discordianism
The greatest religion ever revealed, or the greatest joke ever told. Or both, depending on your outlook, sense of humour, lifestlye, and what day it is.
added Wednesday, July 21st, 2004 at 8:41am added Wed July 21, 2004, 08:41
Tuesday, March 24th, 2026
defenestration
The other tenth may know through academic studies, including, for example the Great Defenestration(s) of Prague.
Also appears in the novelHannibal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague
added Monday, December 22nd, 2003 at 11:41pm added Mon Dec 22, 2003, 23:41
Monday, March 23rd, 2026
Fox
Set one on fire and you have a rather good browser
added Tuesday, September 21st, 2004 at 12:46pm added Tue Sep 21, 2004, 12:46
Sunday, March 22nd, 2026
netsplit
What happens when a chain of IRC servers breaks – if one becomes unsynched from the rest then half the people in your channel “split” off and vanish. In olden days, IRC pirates used to ride in on netsplits with ops and seize power from you and theive your channels, but then the server admins decided to stop all that malarkay and IRC became infinitely less fun 😉
added Friday, April 1st, 2005 at 11:20am added Fri Apr 1, 2005, 11:20
Saturday, March 21st, 2026
Shania Twain
dont be stupid, i think i want to kill you
added Monday, August 30th, 2004 at 10:00pm added Mon Aug 30, 2004, 22:00
Friday, March 20th, 2026
C&C
Computers & cock.
The main topics made by the occupants of freakcity. Even the crazy women. Can be worked into any conversation. Ever.
added Friday, June 24th, 2005 at 4:09pm added Fri June 24, 2005, 16:09
Thursday, March 19th, 2026
shy
ugly & unconfident
added Thursday, March 31st, 2005 at 3:57pm added Thu Mar 31, 2005, 15:57
Wednesday, March 18th, 2026
Adam Baldwin
Bit of a right wing tosser really 😉
added Thursday, September 16th, 2004 at 11:37am added Thu Sep 16, 2004, 11:37
Tuesday, March 17th, 2026
Sunderland
A Premiership football team managed by Roy Keane.
added Monday, May 7th, 2007 at 1:31am added Mon May 7, 2007, 01:31
Monday, March 16th, 2026
Apostroppy
someone who get’s hot and bothered about really bad webpage punctuation.
added Monday, August 4th, 2008 at 9:42pm added Mon Aug 4, 2008, 21:42
Sunday, March 15th, 2026
doctor who
Inspired the inspired song Dr. Qui? by that Bill Bailey chap.
added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 6:17pm added Mon Jan 10, 2005, 18:17
Saturday, March 14th, 2026
Podcast
A new flashy name for something old. DIY broadcasting.
added Sunday, January 29th, 2006 at 5:22pm added Sun Jan 29, 2006, 17:22
Friday, March 13th, 2026
Woo-woo
[Wu-wu] (n.) 1. A lady’s cunt. 2. The noise a choo-choo train makes. 3. A fabulously homosexual cocktail.
added Sunday, May 29th, 2005 at 4:47pm added Sun May 29, 2005, 16:47
Thursday, March 12th, 2026
bum
dick entry
added Wednesday, February 15th, 2006 at 1:54pm added Wed Feb 15, 2006, 13:54
Wednesday, March 11th, 2026
Hearse
And Karaoke on a Sunday.
added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:54pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:54
Tuesday, March 10th, 2026
Fuggle
A Fu*k and a Huggle mixed together.. when you and your partner are in the process of making love and you hug each other.
added Tuesday, April 13th, 2004 at 12:10pm added Tue Apr 13, 2004, 12:10
Monday, March 9th, 2026
dick
The snack you can have between meals without ruining your appetite.
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 4:32pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 16:32
Sunday, March 8th, 2026
noni
No noni noni – Absolute absence of said Tahitian fruit.
added Sunday, January 23rd, 2005 at 3:12am added Sun Jan 23, 2005, 03:12
Saturday, March 7th, 2026
The wigs of Alias
aka Fuckin' 'Merkins
added Friday, June 4th, 2004 at 3:59am added Fri June 4, 2004, 03:59
Friday, March 6th, 2026
bullshit
Noun. Nonsense, rubbish, egocentric boasting. Cf. ‘bull’.
Verb. To lie, fib.
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 5:00pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 17:00
Thursday, March 5th, 2026
marmite
Saviour of twiglets
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 4:40pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 16:40
Wednesday, March 4th, 2026
Scruntynutpeafunch
the colour of old people’s clothes
added Thursday, January 22nd, 2004 at 9:41pm added Thu Jan 22, 2004, 21:41
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
yiffing
being sexually aroused. A yiff is a furry fuck, from yiffing being the noise that foxes make (and other furries). Popular word that will see far more use in 2006 than 2005 on account of Scott having decided it’s cool. Furries rock. Well, as long as they keep their freaky fucking perversion away from me and my dog, that is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiffing
added Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 at 10:18am added Tue Jan 3, 2006, 10:18
Monday, March 2nd, 2026
arsenal
Arse- Nul – Going commando i..e wearing no undies!
added Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 at 6:07pm added Tue Mar 14, 2006, 18:07
Sunday, March 1st, 2026
Work
The curse of the drinking classes.
added Monday, August 22nd, 2005 at 12:33am added Mon Aug 22, 2005, 00:33
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