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Words of the day for July 2026
Friday, July 31st, 2026
feelie
Type of film envisaged by many SciFi authors that lets you feel the actors in it. Usually associated with filth
added Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 at 11:06pm added Tue Dec 16, 2003, 23:06
Thursday, July 30th, 2026
zombies
Some band that were quite good once...
added Saturday, February 21st, 2004 at 11:05am added Sat Feb 21, 2004, 11:05
Thursday, July 30th, 2026
pub crawl
Misconception. Public houses do not have the ability to get up and crawl away. This is a delusion created by the effects of excessive alcohol use!
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:31pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:31
Thursday, July 30th, 2026
Bagpuss
saggy old cloth cat but Emily loved him.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/bagpuss/
added Thursday, November 9th, 2006 at 10:41pm added Thu Nov 9, 2006, 22:41
Thursday, July 30th, 2026
G-A-Y
The UK’s number one chicken coup, ran by the predatory Jeremy ‘Owl’ Joseph, purely so he can say he’s best friends with the acts. One hasn’t got a proper five-star GayCard until one has been fiddled with by a stranger in the loos there, or – more adventurously – at the back of the stage.
added Thursday, May 20th, 2004 at 8:47am added Thu May 20, 2004, 08:47
Thursday, July 30th, 2026
Archery
Lieing!
added Sunday, January 4th, 2004 at 12:09pm added Sun Jan 4, 2004, 12:09
Thursday, July 30th, 2026
zonked
Adj. Worn out, tired. Also followed by out. E.g.“Any chance we can have a rest? I can’t go any further, I’m totally zonked.”
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:34pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:34
Thursday, July 30th, 2026
ninjas
Ninjas are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
added Friday, July 30th, 2004 at 5:55am added Fri July 30, 2004, 05:55
Thursday, July 30th, 2026
theakstonable
of, or relating to, Jamie Theakston – tv presenter/meeja hore.
added Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 at 11:14pm added Tue Mar 16, 2004, 23:14
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
T-Bag
An implement specifically designed to carry the letter ‘T’ around all day
added Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 at 1:59pm added Wed May 25, 2005, 13:59
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
mimimi
Me me me my laptop.
Me me me my hernia.
One is generally self obsessed and a bit depressing to hang around with.
added Monday, May 21st, 2012 at 6:23am added Mon May 21, 2012, 06:23
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
BMW drivers
WANKERS
added Thursday, April 27th, 2006 at 9:47pm added Thu Apr 27, 2006, 21:47
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
www.pitchless.org
Gatrell’s hobby.
added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 5:40pm added Mon Jan 10, 2005, 17:40
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
OUT
Pretends to be a gay friendly website. But fails!
added Thursday, October 5th, 2006 at 5:03pm added Thu Oct 5, 2006, 17:03
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
schnews
Bunch of fluffy people in Brighton who try and give an alternative point of view on the news. More at their website below
added Friday, November 4th, 2005 at 3:49pm added Fri Nov 4, 2005, 15:49
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
Dogger, Artful
Dickensian shagger in public places. May wear a cravat and sweep chimneys
added Sunday, June 13th, 2010 at 9:11pm added Sun June 13, 2010, 21:11
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
Radio 4
Attracts sycophants as listeners
added Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 7:21pm added Fri Dec 9, 2005, 19:21
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
Daily Mail
Election flyer for the Conservatives
added Friday, March 5th, 2004 at 5:59pm added Fri Mar 5, 2004, 17:59
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
c-word
Noun. A coy euphemism for ‘cunt’
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:51pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:51
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
jam
Paul Weller
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 2:19pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 14:19
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
polari
The Secret Language of Gays.
Basically, coz it was punishable by death, gay people developed their own pseudolanguage early last century. Fascinating stuff meaning they could get away with talking about boys in bars and no-one would be any the wiser. It’s where the word “naff” came from, which actually stands for “Not available for fucking”, ie hetero 😉
"How bona to vada your eek!"
added Tuesday, January 4th, 2005 at 8:07am added Tue Jan 4, 2005, 08:07
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
Monster Munch
Food of the gods. Well, it would be if the gods like partially hydrogenated fats...
added Friday, March 31st, 2006 at 12:57pm added Fri Mar 31, 2006, 12:57
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
dionysus
Like drunkfood but nicer.
"Dionysus review":http://www.thechillisource.org/html/reviews/reviewdb.php?id=2&postcode=W1D2DW
added Wednesday, February 8th, 2006 at 9:52am added Wed Feb 8, 2006, 09:52
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
Tranny
cf: stikki
added Saturday, January 29th, 2005 at 11:04pm added Sat Jan 29, 2005, 23:04
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
Woolworths
"The Real Fresh Food People"
https://www.woolworths.co.nz/homeshopping/default.asp
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 1:29pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 13:29
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
XXL
Club night in London for hairy scary people and those who like them. Although it’s a) way more chilled than that makes it sound and b) open until 6am for beer. Yay!
added Friday, January 27th, 2006 at 11:00am added Fri Jan 27, 2006, 11:00
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
Gattaca
Film by Andrew Niccol (who also did The Truman Show). Beautiful science fiction film where you feel that the scifi elements are incidental and the true story is about love and the human spirit. But it wouldn’t work without the scifi. Very well and intelligently written, offering an intriguing view of the world
added Monday, August 8th, 2005 at 4:36pm added Mon Aug 8, 2005, 16:36
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
Monarch
a charter chav airline crewed by Queens
added Thursday, October 5th, 2006 at 5:02pm added Thu Oct 5, 2006, 17:02
Wednesday, July 29th, 2026
Barcode
Load of lines on stuff you buy from the shops that flags up a 29p pencil case as a £200 TV.
added Friday, June 10th, 2005 at 6:10pm added Fri June 10, 2005, 18:10
Tuesday, July 28th, 2026
rameses kitchen nightmares
Ancient Egyptian television programme where the great pharoah helped out underperforming restaurants
added Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 at 1:07am added Wed Apr 8, 2009, 01:07
Tuesday, July 28th, 2026
vanilla
Soft gay sex, not involving vaginas; Spanish, Latin or otherwise.
added Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 at 1:01pm added Tue Nov 29, 2005, 13:01
Tuesday, July 28th, 2026
jaffa cakes
more orangey than sex and less embarassing to have in your trolley in supermarkets
added Monday, July 26th, 2004 at 9:49pm added Mon July 26, 2004, 21:49
Tuesday, July 28th, 2026
metal
Music all about Steel and Warriors and all sorts of stuff like that. Often very cheesy. Confused with “rock” music far too often by pretty much anybody who isn’t a big fan of either.
A bit daft.
added Friday, April 16th, 2004 at 8:48am added Fri Apr 16, 2004, 08:48
Tuesday, July 28th, 2026
Hokey-Pokey
New Zealand definition of what is termed in the UK as honey-comb...thus leading me to believ kiwi’s are weird
added Sunday, May 16th, 2004 at 11:26pm added Sun May 16, 2004, 23:26
Tuesday, July 28th, 2026
added Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 at 1:24pm added Tue Mar 7, 2006, 13:24
Tuesday, July 28th, 2026
Syd Barrett
lovely bloke great songwriter and just the best member of pink floyd ever
TAUGHT DAVE GILMOUR HOW TO PLAY GUITAR!!
added Sunday, December 16th, 2007 at 10:04pm added Sun Dec 16, 2007, 22:04
Monday, July 27th, 2026
Creme Egg
How do you eat yors?
www.cadbury.co.nz/cremeegg/gallery_auck.html
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 1:46pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 13:46
Monday, July 27th, 2026
tattoos
See diorette’s photos
added Tuesday, September 12th, 2006 at 9:34am added Tue Sep 12, 2006, 09:34
Monday, July 27th, 2026
chavs
See chav
added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 9:49am added Mon Jan 10, 2005, 09:49
Monday, July 27th, 2026
La
As in Sew La Sells
added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:35pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:35
Monday, July 27th, 2026
laurs_bobbins
my wifey 😁
added Tuesday, April 20th, 2004 at 10:44pm added Tue Apr 20, 2004, 22:44
Monday, July 27th, 2026
Big Brother
ID Card
added Wednesday, January 12th, 2005 at 1:16pm added Wed Jan 12, 2005, 13:16
Monday, July 27th, 2026
Prunes
They give you a run for yer money
added Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 7:08pm added Fri Dec 9, 2005, 19:08
Monday, July 27th, 2026
banksy
Specialises in stencil graffiti and special installations. Very mischevious. Had a habit a few years of spraypainting “Graffiti zone” onto big white walls over a logo of the council and then letting everyone play 😉
Website has some of his very cool stuff on it
added Wednesday, June 1st, 2005 at 4:10pm added Wed June 1, 2005, 16:10
Monday, July 27th, 2026
Faucet
c.1400, from O.Fr. fausset “stopper,” perhaps dim. of L. faux, fauc- “throat.” Spigot and faucet was the name of an old type of tap for a barrel or cask, consisting of a hollow, tapering tube, which was driven at the narrow end into a barrel, and a screw into the tube which regulated the flow of the liquid. Properly, it seems, the spigot was the tube, the faucet the screw, but the senses have merged or reversed over time. Faucet is now the common word in Amer.Eng. for the whole apparatus.
added Tuesday, September 27th, 2005 at 5:39am added Tue Sep 27, 2005, 05:39
Monday, July 27th, 2026
ITV
Has Formula One on it though.
added Monday, March 28th, 2005 at 12:08pm added Mon Mar 28, 2005, 12:08
Monday, July 27th, 2026
Wiggers
White poser rappers.
added Tuesday, September 20th, 2005 at 4:24am added Tue Sep 20, 2005, 04:24
Monday, July 27th, 2026
MySound
A hyperactive, overexcited, lazy, day dreaming, over dramatic, mellow dramatic, too-horny-for-his-own-good, filthy, dirty, chubby, annoying, egg lovin' freak of a gay.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:45pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 13:45
Monday, July 27th, 2026
wars on iraq
Very popular with certain people and much opposed by others.
Oil split on troubled waters – beware of spreading.
added Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 at 1:52pm added Tue Mar 29, 2005, 13:52
Sunday, July 26th, 2026
anoraknophobia
Marillion Album (post Fish)
added Monday, January 16th, 2006 at 6:35am added Mon Jan 16, 2006, 06:35
Sunday, July 26th, 2026
DJ
A jukebox that speaks....
added Saturday, January 10th, 2004 at 6:59am added Sat Jan 10, 2004, 06:59
Sunday, July 26th, 2026
Ben Cohen
Sex on hairy rugby players legs with hunky thighs. Why can’t he do a Dieux De Stade style calender?
added Sunday, August 19th, 2007 at 12:46pm added Sun Aug 19, 2007, 12:46
Sunday, July 26th, 2026
Bloogal
A non-mooing Moogal.
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 8:23pm added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 20:23
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
grooming
An act of kindness with an aim to get something in return. For example a telephone number, or perhaps for a favour, or to gain extra contact means with someone, possibly for romantic reasons.
Sunin was grooming the newly met boy at the bar in the hope of getting his phone number, becoming better friends under that pretense to gain romantic involvement with him.
added Monday, September 4th, 2006 at 2:09pm added Mon Sep 4, 2006, 14:09
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
Pepperami
“It’s a Bit of an Animal” – although they never tell you which bit of which animal it’s made from
added Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 at 12:02pm added Tue Jan 1, 2008, 12:02
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
Kate
Musical goddess and all-round icon
homepage.eircom.net/~twoms/katebush.htm
added Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 at 9:03pm added Tue Dec 16, 2003, 21:03
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
Tablet
A small table
added Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 at 1:03pm added Tue Nov 29, 2005, 13:03
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
cheese
Yellow stuff you put or pout on crackers in the absense of marmite.
added Sunday, February 20th, 2005 at 9:53pm added Sun Feb 20, 2005, 21:53
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
Kylie
Antipodean song warbler. Used to be a mechanic, but now sings songs about being far too lucky, being unable to get you out of her (tiny) skull, and women with red blood (??) who are slow (?). She’s been a round a bit an all.
added Saturday, March 13th, 2004 at 2:45am added Sat Mar 13, 2004, 02:45
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
cyberspace
Noun. The imaginary place that exists between computers and their users, particularly on the Internet and in virtual reality. The term was coined by the author William Gibson in the book Neuromancer.
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:52pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:52
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
Gomeche
Scary
added Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 at 12:01am added Wed Sep 12, 2007, 00:01
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
sandra
Very tall quite rude drag “artiste” who is known to frequent the East London scene. Known for her catchphrases such as “I’m black, I’m not stupid”, she occasionally hosts the Amateur Strip Night at the Swan
added Sunday, December 14th, 2003 at 3:05pm added Sun Dec 14, 2003, 15:05
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
steeple fingers
the action of putting your fingertips together and pushing them up into a steeple whilst laughing maniacally, having just put the hero to death and plotted to destroy the universe
added Friday, March 31st, 2006 at 10:42am added Fri Mar 31, 2006, 10:42
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
Uri- Lift
Pick up a Hungarian twat of a spoon bender in you car.
added Friday, November 17th, 2006 at 10:48pm added Fri Nov 17, 2006, 22:48
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
gareth gates
sex god
added Tuesday, January 20th, 2004 at 11:32pm added Tue Jan 20, 2004, 23:32
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
lego
The best toy ever.
added Sunday, May 13th, 2007 at 2:31am added Sun May 13, 2007, 02:31
Saturday, July 25th, 2026
Ultraviolet
Shockingly excellent one-off Channel 4 series, somehow combining a cop show with (a modernisation of) vampire myth. Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Buffy.
www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A590843
added Monday, January 12th, 2004 at 5:19am added Mon Jan 12, 2004, 05:19
Friday, July 24th, 2026
David Hasselhoff
The Hoffmeister!
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:47pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:47
Friday, July 24th, 2026
Clue
Something that big corporates' IT departments lack muchly.
Hosting providers often aren’t much better, either.
I want anactual great swordCluebringer .
catb.org/esr/jargon/html/C/clue-by-four.html
added Wednesday, February 9th, 2005 at 1:25am added Wed Feb 9, 2005, 01:25
Friday, July 24th, 2026
bored
What I was when I wrote this entry.
added Sunday, August 21st, 2005 at 11:50pm added Sun Aug 21, 2005, 23:50
Friday, July 24th, 2026
Cottaging
Soliciting for sex in public lavatories. If the smell of stale piss and vomit does it for you, then go for it 😜
added Thursday, July 26th, 2007 at 3:57pm added Thu July 26, 2007, 15:57
Friday, July 24th, 2026
Blair
Poodle.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 2:12pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 14:12
Friday, July 24th, 2026
daleks
Created by Terry Nation in 1963 for BBC sci-fi series Doctor Who, a perrenial favourite among fans, always keen to see them make a return to the screen.
Genesis of the Daleks showing the creation of the creatures by the evil megalomaniac Kaled scientist Davros was voted the best ever Doctor Who story.
added Friday, July 14th, 2006 at 1:34am added Fri July 14, 2006, 01:34
Friday, July 24th, 2026
Politicians
Wankers
added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 2:46pm added Mon Jan 10, 2005, 14:46
Friday, July 24th, 2026
double penetration
two cocks up an arse.. it’s a numbers game..
added Sunday, August 13th, 2006 at 11:11pm added Sun Aug 13, 2006, 23:11
Friday, July 24th, 2026
Swansea
see also ‘Abertawe’
added Thursday, March 4th, 2004 at 7:44am added Thu Mar 4, 2004, 07:44
Friday, July 24th, 2026
Kylie
I quite like her though...
added Monday, November 8th, 2004 at 11:40pm added Mon Nov 8, 2004, 23:40
Friday, July 24th, 2026
Crucify
The best song ever. Especially when played live over several hours in theWelcome to sunny Florida DVD
added Friday, October 22nd, 2004 at 4:10pm added Fri Oct 22, 2004, 16:10
Friday, July 24th, 2026
Dog
Opposite of “cat”.
added Sunday, January 30th, 2005 at 10:07pm added Sun Jan 30, 2005, 22:07
Friday, July 24th, 2026
SFW
So Fucking What
added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:18pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:18
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
smoking
A major source of income to the Government through heavy taxes, but destructive to health and the environment.
added Thursday, December 14th, 2006 at 12:11am added Thu Dec 14, 2006, 00:11
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
Rude People
see The Crow
added Thursday, March 17th, 2005 at 7:58am added Thu Mar 17, 2005, 07:58
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
self-worship
The worship of oneself, this act usually occurs after much alcohol, or when one shaves
added Monday, March 28th, 2005 at 12:02am added Mon Mar 28, 2005, 00:02
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
Tanqueray
My GP. As the nice receptionist lady told me when I moved to Northampton...."It’s pronounced ‘tank......hooray!’"
added Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005 at 10:46pm added Tue Feb 22, 2005, 22:46
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
rawks
Something lameass geeks say to each other to profess their admiration for a lameass geeky thing.
www.freakcity.net/quotes.asp?quote=23
added Friday, May 7th, 2004 at 11:11am added Fri May 7, 2004, 11:11
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
C4
Short for channel 4. Easily the best UK terrestrial channel and probably one of the best channels overall. Known for it’s mix of excellent comedy, light entertainment, and excellent documentaries. Their great schedule is only spoiled by Big brother and Wife Swap.
added Monday, July 12th, 2004 at 11:14am added Mon July 12, 2004, 11:14
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
cynds
fantastic speciiiim,mememememn of man, also take from the work cyndi lauper tea bag
also a rather stupid form of human being who can’t spell
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 7:17pm added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 19:17
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
willies
The thing I say to my boyfriend to make him laugh.....except when preceded by the word “big” which has the opposite effect
added Wednesday, May 18th, 2005 at 6:49pm added Wed May 18, 2005, 18:49
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
Monarch
An airline service that gets me from Gib to Luton.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:48pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 13:48
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
willies
also see cock
added Thursday, May 6th, 2004 at 10:06pm added Thu May 6, 2004, 22:06
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
b0pping
To dance to incredibly camp music, e.g. Steps, S Club, Metallica. Well, maybe not Metallica.
added Monday, January 26th, 2004 at 6:23pm added Mon Jan 26, 2004, 18:23
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
wendys
More importantly, SQUARE burgers.
added Saturday, September 30th, 2006 at 9:22pm added Sat Sep 30, 2006, 21:22
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Huggle
A combined hug and snuggle ... sweet
added Wednesday, April 21st, 2004 at 8:35pm added Wed Apr 21, 2004, 20:35
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Fart
Not a good idea if you’ve got the squits.
See Squits
added Tuesday, September 27th, 2005 at 4:52am added Tue Sep 27, 2005, 04:52
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
bobdylan
Talented wordsmith and guitar player – should not be encouraged to sing.
added Sunday, January 4th, 2004 at 8:53pm added Sun Jan 4, 2004, 20:53
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
pigeons
little bastards
added Sunday, May 9th, 2004 at 10:21am added Sun May 9, 2004, 10:21
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
no2id
An ID scheme won’t stop terrorists
An ID scheme will not control illegal immigration
An ID scheme won’t enable you to have anything you do not already have
An ID scheme will cost billions in taxpayers money and achieve nothing
An ID scheme will mean your most intimate details will be controlled by the government forever
An ID scheme will cost everyone £75 every year
added Wednesday, September 8th, 2004 at 9:43am added Wed Sep 8, 2004, 09:43
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Kenickie
the sexiest guy in Grease
added Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 at 7:04pm added Thu Feb 2, 2006, 19:04
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
cycling
Something I’m not currently able to do as my bike is attached to a large metal grill, never to be freed*grumble*
added Friday, February 13th, 2004 at 7:47am added Fri Feb 13, 2004, 07:47
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Mums
....gone to Iceland
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 4:19pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 16:19
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
23
And a fucking awful website, by that link.
added Friday, February 25th, 2005 at 12:06pm added Fri Feb 25, 2005, 12:06
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
thin guys
A diagnostic feature of Eastern European porn.
added Thursday, August 10th, 2006 at 11:47pm added Thu Aug 10, 2006, 23:47
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Poppycock
Streaker on November 11th
added Sunday, January 4th, 2004 at 12:07pm added Sun Jan 4, 2004, 12:07
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
sex
The question/gap/blank space on application forms, questionnaires and profiles that people usually place humourous comments in
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 1:23pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 13:23
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Maltloaf
Delicious with butter and a cup of tea.
added Monday, August 22nd, 2005 at 12:18am added Mon Aug 22, 2005, 00:18
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Oyster card
Privacy destroying system that doesn’t work all that well anyways.
Whaddya mean “why are you still on paper tickets, Owen?”? 😊
added Friday, October 22nd, 2004 at 4:12pm added Fri Oct 22, 2004, 16:12
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Stoner
Someone who smokes so much dope they are entirely unaware what day it is, and even more entirely unaware that not knowing what day it is would be upsetting to a large proportion of the population.
Immortalised on film by Jay and Silent Bob
added Wednesday, December 17th, 2003 at 2:20pm added Wed Dec 17, 2003, 14:20
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
naked
A good hobby. Saves on clothing an shit
added Saturday, March 5th, 2005 at 9:23pm added Sat Mar 5, 2005, 21:23
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Demoracy
Something America lacks, sometimes.
added Thursday, December 28th, 2006 at 6:16pm added Thu Dec 28, 2006, 18:16
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Griffin
Facist in a suit
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 4:27pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 16:27
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
cranberry juice
cartons of this liquid are normally found in scott’s fridge after a sunin’n'ted stay..
also mixed with vodka to make sunin fall over..
added Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 at 10:20am added Thu Feb 2, 2006, 10:20
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
chariots of fire
some of the actors were cute though.
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 12:53pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 12:53
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Q
Also a letter, which you largely have to use a ‘u’ after to make any words. Like qualm and quaint...but not Iraq.
added Sunday, January 25th, 2004 at 1:22pm added Sun Jan 25, 2004, 13:22
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
Fromage
The age you’re allowed to do something from.
CF: you can come in 'ere fromage 16.
added Monday, March 12th, 2012 at 7:13am added Mon Mar 12, 2012, 07:13
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
masturbation
one is fun... to quote Delia Smith
added Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 9:54pm added Wed Dec 22, 2004, 21:54
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
smokers
are cool they look hard and are da beztez ppl in da wrld!
added Saturday, July 3rd, 2004 at 7:39pm added Sat July 3, 2004, 19:39
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026
sycophants
People who wear ill underwear
added Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005 at 1:20pm added Wed Mar 23, 2005, 13:20
Tuesday, July 21st, 2026
Elstree
Elstree ... big TV studio complex. not in elstree at all but in nearby Boreham Wood.
added Monday, April 16th, 2007 at 9:31pm added Mon Apr 16, 2007, 21:31
Tuesday, July 21st, 2026
added Monday, April 16th, 2007 at 9:00pm added Mon Apr 16, 2007, 21:00
Tuesday, July 21st, 2026
dyke
Go to Holland and put your finger in one
added Sunday, September 11th, 2005 at 1:12am added Sun Sep 11, 2005, 01:12
Tuesday, July 21st, 2026
Griffin
Alistair Griffin....my favourite llama academy student ever!
Sings the song ‘Bring It On’ and is best mates with Fox, James.
And he’s lovely...and we all know it.
added Thursday, March 18th, 2004 at 12:31pm added Thu Mar 18, 2004, 12:31
Tuesday, July 21st, 2026
arsecandle
Like fucktard but waxier
added Friday, February 3rd, 2006 at 9:57am added Fri Feb 3, 2006, 09:57
Tuesday, July 21st, 2026
marmite
Icky, Evil, Nasty, Toxic brown gloop that stinks to high heaven and should be outlawed under the geneva convention
added Wednesday, October 20th, 2004 at 10:25am added Wed Oct 20, 2004, 10:25
Tuesday, July 21st, 2026
Me
A name I call myself
added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:28pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:28
Tuesday, July 21st, 2026
tittybangbang
I’d give this BBC sketchshow a B+ for the line-up of crazy yet real-world characters. Definite signs of a woman’s touch about it.
These quotes may not go down in history, but they make me laugh:
* Maxine Bendix, tender plastic surgery victim with convincing Eastern European accent: “It’s just a little bit of seepage, Frank.”
* Macho garden-centre assistant with too much hair gel and fake tan who is eager to demonstrate the shop’s products (and his packet) to female customers: “Can I be of assistancio-nioh-nioh-nioh-nioh, madam?”
* Don Peacock, Geordie nutter desperate for a lassie to pee on: “And all that and everything reminds me of you.”
* Self-obsessed Italian maid at country house who deliberately puts herself in compromising positions to attract attention (or so she hopes) of passing visitors: “Don' look at me. I’m shy!”
added Friday, June 2nd, 2006 at 11:45pm added Fri June 2, 2006, 23:45
Monday, July 20th, 2026
dyke
Noun. A lesbian. Previously used as a derogatory expression but now used and accepted within the lesbian and gay scene. Compare with ‘bull dyke’ and ‘diesel dyke’.
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:59pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:59
Monday, July 20th, 2026
david gilmour
(never never never could gilmour teach sid how to play guitar!!!!!!)
1.git that took over from sid when he got lost in the woods for a long long time.
2.made pink floyd rather dull and prog rock forever more boo hoo!
3. isn’t he really Paul Mccartney?
added Sunday, December 16th, 2007 at 9:56pm added Sun Dec 16, 2007, 21:56
Monday, July 20th, 2026
body modification
Not just limited to the above.
added Thursday, March 17th, 2005 at 4:08pm added Thu Mar 17, 2005, 16:08
Monday, July 20th, 2026
Orpington
Boredom and dullness encapsulated in town form; the exact kind of place you don’t want to grow up in but you’d love to retire to.
added Wednesday, March 24th, 2004 at 4:59pm added Wed Mar 24, 2004, 16:59
Monday, July 20th, 2026
King of Queens
Archetypal fat-guy-skinny-wife late '90s american sitcom. A non laugh-out-loud event.
See also: According to Jim
added Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 11:15pm added Wed Jan 28, 2009, 23:15
Monday, July 20th, 2026
Jesus Army
Thank god I’m an atheist
added Sunday, December 11th, 2005 at 11:02pm added Sun Dec 11, 2005, 23:02
Monday, July 20th, 2026
Utility Fuck
Fucking for the sake of fucking. No foreplay, no pizza, no niceties, just horse it in!
added Friday, February 8th, 2008 at 12:14am added Fri Feb 8, 2008, 00:14
Monday, July 20th, 2026
netsplits
Plural of netsplit
added Friday, April 1st, 2005 at 11:18am added Fri Apr 1, 2005, 11:18
Monday, July 20th, 2026
Huggle
Huggle is a HUG and a BUGGLE mixed together. Two men having a huggle in public may result in certain words being shouted though 😞
added Tuesday, April 13th, 2004 at 12:09pm added Tue Apr 13, 2004, 12:09
Monday, July 20th, 2026
cheese
Congealed mammary secretions... mmmm lovely The Neal’s Yard Dairy is the best cheese shop there is.
added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 2:51pm added Mon Jan 10, 2005, 14:51
Monday, July 20th, 2026
Creative County
Slogan used by Staffordshire County Council on roadsigns at major entry points. May not be related to wholesale closure of the ceramics industry in the Potteries, coalmining and metal-bashing in the Black Country. Perhaps it refers to JCB at Uttoxeter.
added Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 9:16pm added Sat Dec 31, 2005, 21:16
Monday, July 20th, 2026
Archer
Tasmin
Early 90s warbler best-remembered for the ethereal 'Sleeping Satellite". Recreated (poorly) as a badger by Harry Hill in the early 00’s
added Friday, March 4th, 2005 at 5:57pm added Fri Mar 4, 2005, 17:57
Monday, July 20th, 2026
anorak
Name of a techy mailing list called “anoraks” populated by a few members of this lovely website. Show Scott your anorak and he might let you have the joining info
added Friday, March 4th, 2005 at 11:47am added Fri Mar 4, 2005, 11:47
Monday, July 20th, 2026
paintist
* A combination of a Painter and an Artist, through a process of genetic mutation.
* A gaffe made by Mickstar during cut-away questions after an interview.
* A painter or an artist.
* Do not use this word or people will think you are mad. 😉
added Monday, November 13th, 2006 at 8:23pm added Mon Nov 13, 2006, 20:23
Monday, July 20th, 2026
Campanology
Only poncy non-ringers call it campanology tho, ringers call it bell ringing, not to be confused with bell wringing.
http://www.ringbell.co.uk/methods/cb8.htm
added Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 at 11:32pm added Tue Oct 9, 2007, 23:32
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
gareth gates
sex god
added Friday, August 13th, 2004 at 2:48pm added Fri Aug 13, 2004, 14:48
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
Fox
A quick brown one of these jumped over a llazy dog once I believe...
added Tuesday, September 21st, 2004 at 12:47pm added Tue Sep 21, 2004, 12:47
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
drink
Feck. Arse.
www.bbcamerica.com/genre/comedy_games/father_ted/father_ted.jsp
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 1:35am added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 01:35
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
St. Albans
Where peter lives.
added Monday, January 9th, 2006 at 10:15pm added Mon Jan 9, 2006, 22:15
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
lady grey tea
Lady Grey is a blend unique to Twinings and is a lighter alternative to Earl Grey with a gentle, citrus flavour.
Origin: China
Flavour: Delicate
A light, refreshing tea, pale gold in colour and infused with the flavour of Seville orange, lemon and bergamot.
added Monday, May 30th, 2005 at 2:51pm added Mon May 30, 2005, 14:51
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
Wine
to winge prefussly
added Saturday, September 16th, 2006 at 8:15pm added Sat Sep 16, 2006, 20:15
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
Massage
Relaxation therapy, often with pretty-smelling oils. Available now at bargain prices 😁
added Friday, December 19th, 2003 at 1:46pm added Fri Dec 19, 2003, 13:46
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
Cardiology
study of poker playing
added Monday, December 26th, 2005 at 3:33am added Mon Dec 26, 2005, 03:33
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
The AA
Alcoholics Anonymous
added Thursday, November 10th, 2005 at 9:55pm added Thu Nov 10, 2005, 21:55
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
remix-albums
evil brain-child of record companys and bastards with no talent.
added Wednesday, December 17th, 2003 at 11:09pm added Wed Dec 17, 2003, 23:09
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
celery
Full of Vitamines and Fibre and very good for you – Oh and tasty too!!
added Tuesday, September 27th, 2005 at 4:39am added Tue Sep 27, 2005, 04:39
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
wanking
Making love with your best friend
added Monday, December 26th, 2005 at 3:47am added Mon Dec 26, 2005, 03:47
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
dagenham
not quite Upminster
added Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 6:29pm added Mon June 18, 2007, 18:29
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
Woolworths
A place where people go to work once they become too old to work at McDonalds
added Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 at 8:24pm added Wed Feb 23, 2005, 20:24
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I’ve been there. A steam railway ends there. It’s pretty. Well, pretty unpronounceable anyway.
added Wednesday, April 6th, 2005 at 5:42pm added Wed Apr 6, 2005, 17:42
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
Fox
Gemma Fox....apparently she’s a singer. But who cares? She’s obviously not as good as Sam.
added Friday, March 12th, 2004 at 4:24pm added Fri Mar 12, 2004, 16:24
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
999
Help
see also 112 and 911
added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:21pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:21
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
Q-Bert
turntablist god
added Monday, March 29th, 2004 at 4:31am added Mon Mar 29, 2004, 04:31
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
Computers
The Computer
The Device sitting in front of you. You mainly Swear bad words at when it DoesnÆt Work,
Does something completely different to what you want it to do.
And Costs a fortune to get fixed.
Note: Computers are like Expensive partners, There lethal to both your bank account and your Credit cards.
added Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 at 1:54am added Tue Mar 29, 2005, 01:54
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
St. George
Patron Saint of ASDA
added Friday, June 11th, 2010 at 11:36am added Fri June 11, 2010, 11:36
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
unfortunate
What it is called when one accidentally falls out of an aircraft.
added Thursday, May 10th, 2012 at 7:36am added Thu May 10, 2012, 07:36
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
jamie
A sexy bitch with a fantastic personality and great sense of humour. 😉
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:41pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 13:41
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
bugger
Noun.
1. An objectionable person.
2. A person. Also used in a sense of pity, see ‘sod’.
3. A situation or event that is difficult or distressing. E.g.“It’s a real bugger Pete catching the flu on his summer holidays.”
Exclam. Expressing annoyance or frustration.
Verb. To ruin, damage, break. E.g.“If I find out it was you that buggered my DVD player, then you can forget borrowing money from us to go on holiday.”
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 5:07pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 17:07
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
Moogal
MINE!
added Friday, November 10th, 2006 at 11:17am added Fri Nov 10, 2006, 11:17
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
normalicy
The act of being normal. Something Scott is a bit poor at, apparently
added Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 at 1:50pm added Wed Aug 29, 2007, 13:50
Sunday, July 19th, 2026
dick
see also cock
added Saturday, February 14th, 2004 at 11:40pm added Sat Feb 14, 2004, 23:40
Saturday, July 18th, 2026
errorfied
Cheap young gay whore. But lovely.
added Tuesday, October 4th, 2005 at 2:34pm added Tue Oct 4, 2005, 14:34
Saturday, July 18th, 2026
pigeons
Apparently some people fancy them – apparently
added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 12:47am added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 00:47
Saturday, July 18th, 2026
Adam Baldwin
yes, oh God yes, YES, YES !
uk.imdb.com/name/nm0000284/photogallery
added Saturday, August 7th, 2004 at 4:14pm added Sat Aug 7, 2004, 16:14
Saturday, July 18th, 2026
Cub
"A “Cub” is a younger, perhaps smaller, less experienced Bear, sometimes interpreted as a bottom sexually"
added Saturday, August 26th, 2006 at 11:10pm added Sat Aug 26, 2006, 23:10
Saturday, July 18th, 2026
LARP
LRP (qv) with an A for Action added
added Wednesday, December 17th, 2003 at 2:11pm added Wed Dec 17, 2003, 14:11
Friday, July 17th, 2026
daily mail
Venomous evil poisoned rag written by people who should know better than to write the things they do, but instead think they know better than you how to run your life
added Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 at 11:17pm added Tue Dec 16, 2003, 23:17
Friday, July 17th, 2026
Evangenital
A person who claims to be religious and moral but in actuality is entirely obsessed with what other people have between their legs and nothing more.
added Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 at 9:19am added Wed Feb 28, 2024, 09:19
Friday, July 17th, 2026
theavengers
Sean Connery: “John Shteed!”
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 6:04pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 18:04
Friday, July 17th, 2026
Thamas
Watery terrorists
added Thursday, March 6th, 2008 at 4:52pm added Thu Mar 6, 2008, 16:52
Friday, July 17th, 2026
added Friday, October 6th, 2006 at 12:18pm added Fri Oct 6, 2006, 12:18
Friday, July 17th, 2026
David Blunkett
blind fascist
added Thursday, September 9th, 2004 at 3:02pm added Thu Sep 9, 2004, 15:02
Friday, July 17th, 2026
Willow
The only sexy lesbian witch there is! She could convert me!...but only because she’s so adept and would use an anti-woofter spell.
added Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 at 1:04pm added Wed Dec 7, 2005, 13:04
Friday, July 17th, 2026
Kylie
Very small Australian woman. She’s got nice hair, and likes to wiggle her bum everywhere!
added Wednesday, January 21st, 2004 at 6:51pm added Wed Jan 21, 2004, 18:51
Friday, July 17th, 2026
Goody Drawer
Where Jade’s ashes are kept
added Saturday, September 11th, 2010 at 12:52pm added Sat Sep 11, 2010, 12:52
Friday, July 17th, 2026
America
Fuck Yeah
added Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 at 12:12am added Sat Apr 22, 2006, 00:12
Friday, July 17th, 2026
firefox
What was orignally a decent piece of software, but has become bloated, ugly and slow over time.
added Monday, April 26th, 2010 at 3:42pm added Mon Apr 26, 2010, 15:42
Friday, July 17th, 2026
Arizona
Person that 'Arry belongs to
added Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 at 12:59am added Tue June 29, 2004, 00:59
Friday, July 17th, 2026
Scott Adams
Creator of Dilbert
added Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 at 1:32pm added Wed Aug 9, 2006, 13:32
Friday, July 17th, 2026
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Unpronoucable Welsh pace name meaning 'St Mary’s church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave'
added Sunday, January 30th, 2005 at 10:31pm added Sun Jan 30, 2005, 22:31
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
shy
Fairground attraction where coconuts are thrown
added Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 10:04pm added Sat Dec 31, 2005, 22:04
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
Slactivist
One who is unable to say anything of import whilst on the toilet.
added Tuesday, March 26th, 2013 at 11:25am added Tue Mar 26, 2013, 11:25
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
Q
Now pay attention 007!
added Saturday, January 8th, 2005 at 1:52pm added Sat Jan 8, 2005, 13:52
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
Undermilkwood
A play for voices once recorded with Richard Burton as the First Voice (narrator). Definitely odd but very poetic. Set in Llareggub which is bugger all backwards.
“We are not wholly bad or good, who live our lives under Milk Wood.” – Reverend Eli Jenkins, the only time the plays title is used in the play.
www.geocities.com/dylanwthomas/under_milk_wood.htm
added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 9:00pm added Mon Jan 10, 2005, 21:00
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
mom
Stupid dumb crappy shit wank American bastardisation of "mum"
added Sunday, August 1st, 2004 at 6:37am added Sun Aug 1, 2004, 06:37
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
wicca
Magico-religious system made up in the 1950’s by one Gerald Gardner, mainly by pinching bits from other people’s belief systems, and then mixing it with any excuse for him to have sex with his priestesses.
added Sunday, March 7th, 2004 at 8:49pm added Sun Mar 7, 2004, 20:49
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
Woolworths
Large Chain store for Chavs children clothes.. CD’s Chocolate and world famous Pick N' Mix.
A visit to Woolworths is well worth it... apparantly
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 1:29pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 13:29
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
thatcher
A person who thatches.
added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 12:32am added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 00:32
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
tatchel
Peter is a martyr. We should all thank him, really. At the same time, we can’t help wondering whether he Takes A Stand like he does because he was bullied at school for having a name that rhymes with satchel.
added Friday, June 2nd, 2006 at 11:53pm added Fri June 2, 2006, 23:53
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
Chess
A game for intelligent people with far too much time on their hands
added Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 at 8:00pm added Wed Feb 23, 2005, 20:00
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
Ray
A drop of golden sun
added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:27pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:27
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
Daft Hap’orth
A person suffering a temporary blip to their common sense or inteligence.
added Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 at 8:50pm added Tue Dec 16, 2003, 20:50
Thursday, July 16th, 2026
knitting
Excellent pursuit for multi-taskers. I’m hoping for a pair of gloves before this series of Dr Who ends.
added Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 at 1:49pm added Tue Mar 29, 2005, 13:49
Wednesday, July 15th, 2026
Prunes
Dried Plums, delicious wrapped in bacon.
added Saturday, January 8th, 2005 at 1:50pm added Sat Jan 8, 2005, 13:50
Wednesday, July 15th, 2026
Elf
crap French Petrol..
specialists in lubricants
www.lubricantes.elf.com/es.es/
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 2:10pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 14:10
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
scott
Someone from Scottland.
added Wednesday, March 24th, 2004 at 6:16pm added Wed Mar 24, 2004, 18:16
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Earl Grey
“I like nothing better than a steaming hot mouthful of Earl Grey in the morning.... And a cup of tea is nice as well.” 😊
added Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 at 10:49pm added Wed May 25, 2005, 22:49
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
DJing
Ability to Play records and mix them all together......
added Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 at 12:31pm added Wed May 25, 2005, 12:31
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Stuff
What you do to animals to turn them into sick oldpeople art
added Saturday, February 21st, 2004 at 10:59am added Sat Feb 21, 2004, 10:59
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Sarchasm
The cultural gap between the person using sarcasm and the person failing to understand it.
added Thursday, May 15th, 2008 at 4:36pm added Thu May 15, 2008, 16:36
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
gardening
plants
added Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004 at 8:05pm added Tue Nov 23, 2004, 20:05
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Scott
The poor guy that made this place and has to put up with all our complaining.
added Friday, April 16th, 2004 at 8:22am added Fri Apr 16, 2004, 08:22
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
harrods
Small corner-shop in London
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 4:14pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 16:14
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Cybermen
DELETE!
added Thursday, December 28th, 2006 at 6:18pm added Thu Dec 28, 2006, 18:18
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Sew
“A Needle Pulling Fred”
added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:30pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:30
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
daleks
Were never meant to fly!!!!!!
added Friday, June 1st, 2007 at 7:16am added Fri June 1, 2007, 07:16
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
G-A-Y Bar
The plural of Twink
added Sunday, November 11th, 2007 at 2:32am added Sun Nov 11, 2007, 02:32
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Ultraviolet
A recent-ish Bananarama album
www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Union/6146/uv.html
added Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 at 8:13pm added Wed Feb 23, 2005, 20:13
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
cop-out
Noun. An excuse, an avoidance of guilt. [Orig. U.S.]
Verb. To withdraw from participation. E.g.“Rumour has it that Johnny’s copped-out.”
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:43pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:43
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Q-Bert
one of the weirdest arcade games ever to eat your ten pence.
www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=Q&game_id=9182
added Friday, June 4th, 2004 at 3:39am added Fri June 4, 2004, 03:39
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Mage
See under Butch.
added Sunday, January 22nd, 2006 at 9:19pm added Sun Jan 22, 2006, 21:19
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Farscape
A Sci-Fi series that freakily morphed into Stargate when no one was looking
added Sunday, November 11th, 2007 at 2:22am added Sun Nov 11, 2007, 02:22
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Ginger nuts
I have two. Also a biscuit
added Thursday, April 7th, 2011 at 9:58pm added Thu Apr 7, 2011, 21:58
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Lip Synch
Most “artists” are in the popular music charts do this during “live” performance
added Friday, March 5th, 2004 at 6:08pm added Fri Mar 5, 2004, 18:08
Monday, July 13th, 2026
skating
strapping wheels to your feet and hurtling down hills desperately trying to avoid killing youself and those around you.
added Thursday, May 27th, 2004 at 4:22pm added Thu May 27, 2004, 16:22
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
Babylon 5
“The best show ever made!” – Scott Adams
added Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 at 1:32pm added Wed Aug 9, 2006, 13:32
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
pre-raphaelite
Synonym for prescient. After all, how come those self-styled Pre-Raphaelites knew about Raphael if they preceded him?
added Thursday, May 4th, 2006 at 12:28am added Thu May 4, 2006, 00:28
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
butch
How Mage describes himself. (See quote 551)
Mage gives his name to the measure of butchness, the Mage Butchness Unit (MBU). Mage himself is 1000 MBU.
added Monday, August 22nd, 2005 at 12:24am added Mon Aug 22, 2005, 00:24
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
wufflemonster
Hateful fatty
added Saturday, April 28th, 2007 at 12:44pm added Sat Apr 28, 2007, 12:44
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
Abertawe
Mis-spelling of “abattoir”.
added Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 10:11pm added Fri Dec 9, 2005, 22:11
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
Bingle
The noise a cashier’s till makes when they press their button to call a supervisor.
As in: “Anne, did you bingle?”
added Thursday, July 20th, 2006 at 5:45pm added Thu July 20, 2006, 17:45
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
The Crow
The beligerent, rude, overweight, menapausal oaf I have to work with
added Wednesday, March 16th, 2005 at 7:11pm added Wed Mar 16, 2005, 19:11
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
eating babies
Fruitbat’s pastime. apparently chickens taste like these
added Friday, September 9th, 2005 at 9:12pm added Fri Sep 9, 2005, 21:12
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
added Wednesday, January 26th, 2005 at 2:54pm added Wed Jan 26, 2005, 14:54
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
Aardvark
As like an Armadillo, as a Jaguar is like a Ford.
added Saturday, December 24th, 2005 at 6:51pm added Sat Dec 24, 2005, 18:51
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
Douglas Coupland
Fabby bloke. Author of “Microserfs” which is hysterical. Writes like a small fluffy blogger 😉
added Sunday, May 9th, 2004 at 8:15pm added Sun May 9, 2004, 20:15
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
404
The “new” Peugeot
added Sunday, May 8th, 2005 at 10:23am added Sun May 8, 2005, 10:23
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
gaymo
The gayest thing in all of gaydom is your less-gay-than-me best friend
added Monday, January 8th, 2007 at 10:45pm added Mon Jan 8, 2007, 22:45
Sunday, July 12th, 2026
wendy
One of the licensees of Retro
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 12:31am added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 00:31
Saturday, July 11th, 2026
Baboonish
a man who makes cynds preety!
added Thursday, March 4th, 2004 at 1:44am added Thu Mar 4, 2004, 01:44
Saturday, July 11th, 2026
Q
Worth 10 points in Scrabble
added Friday, March 5th, 2004 at 6:16pm added Fri Mar 5, 2004, 18:16
Friday, July 10th, 2026
911
Help
see also 112 and 999
added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:21pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:21
Friday, July 10th, 2026
Shaina Twain
she don’t impress me uch
added Monday, July 26th, 2004 at 9:52pm added Mon July 26, 2004, 21:52
Friday, July 10th, 2026
RTFM
Read The Fuckin Manual:
as in Mike would you please Read The Fuckin Manual before asking us to sort out your overpaid tech job.
added Friday, June 4th, 2004 at 8:39am added Fri June 4, 2004, 08:39
Friday, July 10th, 2026
Aromatic
n. Chemical containing a ring structure, generally assumed to Benzene but can be any variation containing delocalised pi-electron bonding structures.
added Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004 at 1:10am added Wed Sep 22, 2004, 01:10
Friday, July 10th, 2026
Duchess
Usually a good name for a short-legged dog
added Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 at 11:34pm added Wed Feb 23, 2005, 23:34
Friday, July 10th, 2026
MSN
An imaginary and fictional device use to waste all of my life!
added Sunday, March 27th, 2005 at 2:15pm added Sun Mar 27, 2005, 14:15
Friday, July 10th, 2026
carrots
Originally white, then came a purple variety, then the Dutch turned them orange by means of propaganda and arresting and torturing their mums until they turned colour
added Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 at 11:44am added Tue Jan 3, 2006, 11:44
Friday, July 10th, 2026
Seurat
Que Seurat Seurat
See Pointillism
added Friday, January 14th, 2005 at 2:13pm added Fri Jan 14, 2005, 14:13
Friday, July 10th, 2026
Eamonn Holmes
Former GMTV presenter, can now be seen on Sky News.
added Sunday, October 30th, 2005 at 9:38pm added Sun Oct 30, 2005, 21:38
Friday, July 10th, 2026
thatcher
Evil Bitch!
added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 1:15pm added Mon Jan 10, 2005, 13:15
Friday, July 10th, 2026
Brew
A cup of tea
added Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003 at 3:43pm added Tue Dec 23, 2003, 15:43
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
The spiderman
The act of jizzing in your hand and then flinging it at someone’s face, shouting “Web on!”.
added Friday, August 6th, 2010 at 9:17pm added Fri Aug 6, 2010, 21:17
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
spending money
The evil yet depression-beater thing that makes me and most people bankrupt
added Friday, January 28th, 2005 at 6:56pm added Fri Jan 28, 2005, 18:56
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
spaff’n'pabb
A well regarded act of ejactulating on a young things face followed by the flinging of pubes onto the moist and sticky surface.
Mike: Did you have a good one last night mate?
Adam: Yeah chief, I spaff’n'pabbed that dirty blonde slapper.
added Saturday, September 2nd, 2006 at 6:15pm added Sat Sep 2, 2006, 18:15
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
Theaksto
I would, too! Though he’s let himself go a little bit, recently.
www.feelie.co.uk/jamie_theakston1.jpg
added Wednesday, September 1st, 2004 at 1:01am added Wed Sep 1, 2004, 01:01
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
slime
groovy green stuff that goes round the inside of your bike tyre, thus rendering it almost impossible to get a puncture without the aid of a pneumatic drill 😊
added Sunday, December 14th, 2003 at 3:18pm added Sun Dec 14, 2003, 15:18
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
symbolics (n)
Pretentious thing said to be highly significant but which is, in fact, a load of bollocks.
For example, the three red lines and a blue sqiggle that is said, by the artist, to represent their “inner termoil” but which, in fact, represents a big fat cheque and an entry in next year’s Turner Prize.
added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 1:01am added Mon Jan 10, 2005, 01:01
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
Freedoms
Yes, I agree with above, way too small too. But the instructions offer some great train journey reading material for all the family.
added Thursday, December 1st, 2005 at 1:20pm added Thu Dec 1, 2005, 13:20
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
Anandamide
Neurotransmitter discovered in the 70s. Involved in pain perception, memory formation and mother-child bonding.
Too much anandamide creates an inexplicable sense of well-being and bliss.
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 4:53pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 16:53
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
Welly Wanging
A curious sport partaken by only rural folk. Now the only suitable alternative to Fox Hunting
added Thursday, May 26th, 2005 at 10:43am added Thu May 26, 2005, 10:43
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
scott
Our lord and master...now bend over...
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:33pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 13:33
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
dp
added Sunday, August 13th, 2006 at 11:11pm added Sun Aug 13, 2006, 23:11
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
Duchess
Song by Genesis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm8gFdmD1BQ
added Friday, June 1st, 2007 at 6:44am added Fri June 1, 2007, 06:44
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
sligo
n. an unnamed-- exotic/strange/bizzare sexual act-- done by people in private.
n. ability to identify a person’s kinky sexual interest.
added Sunday, April 25th, 2004 at 11:58am added Sun Apr 25, 2004, 11:58
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
History
"History doesn’t repeat itself – at best it sometimes rhymes"
added Monday, August 22nd, 2005 at 12:12am added Mon Aug 22, 2005, 00:12
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
Wisdom Teeth
Perhaps the suffering makes one wiser?
added Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 at 11:03pm added Tue Dec 20, 2005, 23:03
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
Kylie
Princess Of Pop.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:53pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 13:53
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
Tranny
Type of old radio
www.cherryred.co.uk/other/radio/pix/tranny2.jpg
added Saturday, January 29th, 2005 at 11:03pm added Sat Jan 29, 2005, 23:03
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
Scott
Someone who pokes me and calls me anorexic to boost my confidence 😉
Someone who I, in return, call a walking lard cake 😊
added Wednesday, July 13th, 2005 at 6:31pm added Wed July 13, 2005, 18:31
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
computing
Once you’re on the subscription list for this magazine you never escape. Tends to breed in pigeon-holes and on desks until thrown away en masse (still in its plastic wrapping). Only redeeming feature is the Dilbert cartoon and tales of how your tax is being squandered on yet another project involving EDS.
added Sunday, August 21st, 2005 at 11:59pm added Sun Aug 21, 2005, 23:59
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
The Crow
A film that my brother likes starring the late Brandon Lee
added Wednesday, March 16th, 2005 at 7:09pm added Wed Mar 16, 2005, 19:09
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026
Nurses
Moaning, overpaid know-it-alls that if had a little more power would invade Luxembourg and other minor European states
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 1:19pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 13:19
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026
Rangitoto
Blood red sky, volcanically, eruptive, largely misunderstood
added Tuesday, February 10th, 2004 at 7:21pm added Tue Feb 10, 2004, 19:21
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026
David Gilmour
Lead Singer/Guitarist from Pink_Floyd. Took over after Syd_Barrett went a bit mad. Taught Syd how to play guitar
added Thursday, March 10th, 2005 at 12:27pm added Thu Mar 10, 2005, 12:27
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026
mattehcock
the cock of matteh
added Sunday, August 27th, 2006 at 8:37am added Sun Aug 27, 2006, 08:37
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026
Gattricles
Like testicles, but with a Mohican (or two).
added Sunday, January 30th, 2005 at 10:24pm added Sun Jan 30, 2005, 22:24
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026
added Friday, August 5th, 2005 at 1:36am added Fri Aug 5, 2005, 01:36
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026
Taking tea in the afternoon
Anna, the Seventh Duchess of Bedford, is credited with originating the afternoon tea in the 1800s to ward off the hunger pangs between lunch and dinner. Earlier, the Earl of Sandwich had thought of putting fillings between two slices of bread. These two culinary inventions led to the popular custom of taking tea and refreshments in the afternoon.
added Saturday, January 1st, 2005 at 8:23pm added Sat Jan 1, 2005, 20:23
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026
cigarettes
*drool*
added Saturday, May 15th, 2004 at 6:59am added Sat May 15, 2004, 06:59
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026
keybuk
Houses a rather nice builders bum.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:53pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 13:53
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026
Cashtration
Tell me about it 😡
added Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 at 11:44am added Tue Jan 3, 2006, 11:44
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
cycling
Let’s not and say we did.
added Friday, June 10th, 2005 at 6:18pm added Fri June 10, 2005, 18:18
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
Fox
They air the Simpsons.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:59pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 13:59
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
Bacon
Try to say “beer-can” without sounding like a Jamaican saying “bacon”
see also: Bacon Sandwiches
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 1:56pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 13:56
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
Dope
Stuff for bloody druggies. Disapproved of by Moogal.
added Monday, December 22nd, 2003 at 11:40pm added Mon Dec 22, 2003, 23:40
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
Earl Grey
Earl Grey tea is a black tea blend, which gets its flavor from bergamot oil. This popular tea blend is named after Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey, who reputedly received a gift, probably a diplomatic perquisite, of tea that was flavored with bergamot oil. Bergamot is a fragrant citrus plant, used for the oil in its rind rather than for the flesh of the fruit. The legend usually involves a grateful Chinese mandarin, but this blend of tea was first made from fermented black Indian and “Ceylon” (Sri Lankan) teas, though over the years many other varieties have been used.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_grey_tea
added Saturday, January 1st, 2005 at 8:17pm added Sat Jan 1, 2005, 20:17
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
bus rolling
bus rolling happens when one forgets hes in a moving bus and rolls down the bus and lands on the back seat in a compromising position...
one may also drop his dinner.. but this can easily be sorted by picking it up from the floor as london busses are super clean..
http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/en.aspx?articleId=166§ionId=6024
added Friday, March 24th, 2006 at 3:16pm added Fri Mar 24, 2006, 15:16
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
khrp
The Kurdish Human Rights Project
The KHRP is a registered charity. It is committed to the protection of the human rights of all persons within the Kurdish regions, irrespective of race, religion, sex, political persuasion or other belief or opinion. Its supporters include both Kurdish and non-Kurdish people.
Scott maintains their website
added Thursday, March 10th, 2005 at 11:35am added Thu Mar 10, 2005, 11:35
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
Sunday
The day we all go to church
added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 12:11am added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 00:11
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
cop-out
To reveal a policeman is gay.
added Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 at 8:09pm added Wed Aug 10, 2005, 20:09
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
wufflemonster
A big hairy cuddly word I just made up
added Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 at 7:51am added Wed Jan 10, 2007, 07:51
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
marmite
Goat poo on Toast... YUK
"Try Marmite with avocado on hot toast, bread or crackers. And for a tasty addition, add Marmite to stir-fries, pasta and soups."
www.sanitarium.co.nz/products/spreads.html
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 2:24pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 14:24
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
Radio 4
Worth the licence fee by itself.
added Wednesday, August 24th, 2005 at 12:41pm added Wed Aug 24, 2005, 12:41
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
cinema
Place to go and watch films.
£4.50 on a Monday for the Barbican
£6.00 for groups of ten or more
£7.00 usually
photographer organises group trips to the Barbican on opening nights of blockbusters (Fridays) or Mondays for less well known arty films.
added Monday, December 15th, 2003 at 11:38pm added Mon Dec 15, 2003, 23:38
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
Painful sex
stop it my darling it hurts me so woo is me bloody are the sheets
added Thursday, April 27th, 2006 at 9:47pm added Thu Apr 27, 2006, 21:47
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
cats
Not dogs
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 3:26pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 15:26
Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
food
Food is that thing that makes us not hungry. It’s a yummy thing (cept if Owen’s cooking ;)) and certainly fun. Find recipes
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 1:35am added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 01:35
Monday, July 6th, 2026
jamie
Sad Twisted old man
added Monday, January 30th, 2006 at 3:48pm added Mon Jan 30, 2006, 15:48
Monday, July 6th, 2026
Cottaging Cheese
Crusty man fat detritus found on most surfaces of gentlemens public toilets.
added Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 12:51am added Thu June 21, 2007, 00:51
Monday, July 6th, 2026
foreskin
A useless bit of skin that gets in the way during sex. Best removed at a young age.
added Sunday, November 11th, 2007 at 2:27am added Sun Nov 11, 2007, 02:27
Monday, July 6th, 2026
ipod
Local landfill tours:
“On your left you can see the Pile of AOL CDS – On your right ipod mountain”
added Thursday, January 12th, 2006 at 9:14pm added Thu Jan 12, 2006, 21:14
Monday, July 6th, 2026
Fat Guys
added Saturday, September 11th, 2004 at 5:33pm added Sat Sep 11, 2004, 17:33
Monday, July 6th, 2026
Milton Keynes
A nice, clean town with good areas and bad areas.
It has 3 large Tesco stores in the vicinity, plus a lage shopping mall.
Impossible to get lost in, as all the major streets are conveniently numbered as well as named.
added Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 at 11:53pm added Wed Dec 13, 2006, 23:53
Monday, July 6th, 2026
Telepathy
Why do they never win the lottery? Perhaps they do!!
added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:48pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:48
Monday, July 6th, 2026
The AA
The not so wonderful company who got rid of about 48% of their national workforce, luckily the cute mechanics stayed!
added Wednesday, May 18th, 2005 at 11:52pm added Wed May 18, 2005, 23:52
Monday, July 6th, 2026
theElusivePossum
tall blonde and cuddly... well sorta. if u don’t mind the creepy stare and the glazed eyes and the constant alcoholism (i love him really lmao... can’t you tell????)
added Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 at 3:37am added Tue Oct 3, 2006, 03:37
Monday, July 6th, 2026
dune
Rather good sci-fi novel by Frank Herbert that works like an onion, plans within plans, plots within plots...full of intrigue and scary stuff like that.
So far been made into two excellent movies, both different in style, both covering the book incompletely. The second version was then followed, this year, by “Children of Dune” which was amazingly good and gorgeously produced, even though it was only done by the Sci-Fi Channel
added Sunday, December 14th, 2003 at 10:46pm added Sun Dec 14, 2003, 22:46
Monday, July 6th, 2026
masturbation
see DIY
added Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 at 8:15pm added Wed Feb 23, 2005, 20:15
Monday, July 6th, 2026
Indidegestion
A condition brought about by eating whilst typing
added Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 at 11:49am added Tue Apr 18, 2006, 11:49
Monday, July 6th, 2026
History
Stupid subject created with the sole purpose of arguing about the same topics for ever and ever and ever and never coming to any one conclusion about said topics!
added Friday, January 2nd, 2004 at 9:03pm added Fri Jan 2, 2004, 21:03
Monday, July 6th, 2026
David Tennant
The Doctor just got sexy.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 2:20pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 14:20
Monday, July 6th, 2026
iaith
Welsh. It means “language” in Welsh, oddly enough.
www.bbc.co.uk/wales/storyofwelsh/
added Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005 at 7:08pm added Wed Feb 2, 2005, 19:08
Monday, July 6th, 2026
Faggots
Mr Brains offal-based brainchild
added Monday, February 6th, 2006 at 11:48am added Mon Feb 6, 2006, 11:48
Monday, July 6th, 2026
Pirates
Yar har har me piratey grand swashbuckling chums. We be the dogs o' the sea, we be, and we be takin no mess from ye scurvy landlubbers! YARRR!
See ITLAPD.
added Friday, April 16th, 2004 at 8:07am added Fri Apr 16, 2004, 08:07
Monday, July 6th, 2026
Smess
See URL.
added Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005 at 5:20pm added Tue Aug 23, 2005, 17:20
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
Archery
"my Robin Hood what a fantastic arrow, love the tights by the way"
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 1:34pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 13:34
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
Darjeeling
Darjeeling is a town in the Indian state of West Bengal and centre of the region of the same name, situated in the foothills of the Himalaya at elevations of between 2,000 and 3,000 metres above sea level.
The region is best known for its tea. Darjeeling tea has traditionally been prized above all other black teas, especially in the UK and the countries comprising the British Empire.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darjeeling_tea
added Saturday, January 1st, 2005 at 8:15pm added Sat Jan 1, 2005, 20:15
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
conservatives
Pointless and irrelevant bunch of chunts who still seem to think that if they pay a few media moguls it means they have a hope in hell of being elected. Like ever.
Click below to tell Anne Widdecombe to SHUT UP
www.urban75.org/useless/widdecombe.html
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 12:21am added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 00:21
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
antidisestablishmentarianism
Against the installtion of dishwashers.
added Saturday, November 27th, 2004 at 4:09pm added Sat Nov 27, 2004, 16:09
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
CuntSticks
A stick used, by witches, to apply entheogenic pastes, normally of henbane, by introducing them through the semi-permeable menbranes of the cunt
added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 1:10pm added Mon Jan 10, 2005, 13:10
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
deming
The action of cleaning one’s sweaty, smelly hide after a long night’s drinking in filthy gay bars
added Saturday, April 1st, 2006 at 2:05pm added Sat Apr 1, 2006, 14:05
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
Bloogal
ALSO MINE!
added Friday, November 10th, 2006 at 6:06pm added Fri Nov 10, 2006, 18:06
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
chariots
Crabs Central
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 1:40pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 13:40
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
Rude People
see old people
added Monday, August 30th, 2004 at 9:59pm added Mon Aug 30, 2004, 21:59
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
Twee
What they make coat out of.
added Monday, May 21st, 2012 at 6:25am added Mon May 21, 2012, 06:25
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
Brian Blessed
Fantastic British God of over-acting. To be found shouting incredulously “Gordon’s alive?”
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000306/
added Friday, July 14th, 2006 at 1:27am added Fri July 14, 2006, 01:27
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
conservatives
The BNP in suits
added Friday, March 5th, 2004 at 5:47pm added Fri Mar 5, 2004, 17:47
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
spyware
Nasty bits of Software That manages to Self install its Self on your PC Without you knowing and Installs even more Spyware.
Eventually The Spyware installed will then start making your PC Slower
The Main Function of this Spyware it to Track your on-line browsing habits
But Other functions are possible such as:
- Malling your Browser to POP-UPS new windows with Adverts.
- Redirecting your web connections to other sites.
- Logging your Keys stokes for Usernames, Passwords, Addresses, Credit card info
- Even Abuse your PC to SPAM Peoples E-Mails boxes
Detection/Removal:
Ad-Aware SE Personal Edition:
www.download.com/Ad-Aw[...]99602.html?tag=lst-0-2
Spybot search & Destroy:
www.safer-networking.org/en/download/
MicrosoftÆs Anti-Spyware:
www.microsoft.com/atho[...]/software/default.mspx
Yahoo Toolbar With Pop-up Blocker and Anti-Spy:
Pickup:
PORN SITES – BAD DOWNLOAD SITES – SO CALLED*FREE* SOFTWARE – SOME P2P FileShareing Programs
added Thursday, June 2nd, 2005 at 4:23am added Thu June 2, 2005, 04:23
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
trains
Big late things that have a habit of annoying me. Once on them, it’s all lovely and good and sweetness and light, but that’s only the nice ones.
Frequently seen falling off rails and upsetting people in well off bits of the UK that aren’t used to it. Bless
“Engineering Excellence” obviously means something else when you’re a multi billion pound corporation 😉
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 12:19am added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 00:19
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
John Waters
A comedy god; the Pope of Trash and the god of bad taste. Manages to make coprophilia, incest, rape, child abuse and all manner of other perversions hysterically funny.
added Wednesday, March 24th, 2004 at 5:06pm added Wed Mar 24, 2004, 17:06
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
Spinach
skin irritation from sitting near Alastair Campbell
added Sunday, January 4th, 2004 at 12:08pm added Sun Jan 4, 2004, 12:08
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
Zebra
A racially confused horse
added Sunday, November 11th, 2007 at 2:31am added Sun Nov 11, 2007, 02:31
Sunday, July 5th, 2026
Fox
Fox, The. Large, well established Lesbian pub in Birmingham.
Mojen doesn’t go there though; we think she’s already had them all.
added Wednesday, April 21st, 2004 at 8:33pm added Wed Apr 21, 2004, 20:33
Saturday, July 4th, 2026
LOL
lol
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 4:22pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 16:22
Saturday, July 4th, 2026
Disco
dance music made with instruments popular in the later half of the 70s OR...
the main ingredient in most music trash today!!
added Thursday, May 5th, 2005 at 10:58pm added Thu May 5, 2005, 22:58
Saturday, July 4th, 2026
Burble
Something Huggie does.
added Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 at 10:50pm added Tue Dec 20, 2005, 22:50
Saturday, July 4th, 2026
totes
like, totally.
added Sunday, May 15th, 2011 at 7:42pm added Sun May 15, 2011, 19:42
Saturday, July 4th, 2026
I like short skinny bats
Bat – a slang word for oriental boys derived from putting your hands on the side of your face, fingers stretched up, and disfiguring your eyes to look chink-like, ending up looking like batman(ish). Okay, so sue me!
added Monday, September 13th, 2004 at 3:18pm added Mon Sep 13, 2004, 15:18
Saturday, July 4th, 2026
oldmancollecting
Origins from ‘Fist of Fun’ (BBC) – one of the Hobbies.
For this hobby you will require: a packet of bourbon biscuits, a lockable room and a flask of weeeek lemon drink.
Go out on pension day and attempt to woo old men into your locakble room using bourbon biscuits – “Would you like a bourbon old man? Answer me!”. Hold out biscuit to old man. walk backwards with biscuit in constant focus of old man. When arriving home, throw biscuit into locakbale room and old man will follow. Shut door and lock it. Repeat.
Or something like that
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 12:24am added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 00:24
Saturday, July 4th, 2026
vegetarian
Someone with bad wind and dodgy hair. cf Gaz
added Friday, February 20th, 2004 at 7:24pm added Fri Feb 20, 2004, 19:24
Friday, July 3rd, 2026
List
Mark Thomas Mailing List aka The List aka the Gay Cabal
www.mtcp.co.uk/general.php?id=2
added Friday, June 4th, 2004 at 3:55am added Fri June 4, 2004, 03:55
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
boring farts
Boring Fart – The effort of breaking wind with great physical exertion without any clear result. Often noiseless and odourless they are pointless and should never be owned up to. See Interesting Fart
http://www.freakcity.net/dick.asp?word=interesting+fart
added Wednesday, March 29th, 2006 at 5:59pm added Wed Mar 29, 2006, 17:59
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
Karaoke
Japanese for “Empty Orchestra”
added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:43pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:43
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
gareth gates
Untalented entertainer for teenage girls
added Friday, March 5th, 2004 at 6:04pm added Fri Mar 5, 2004, 18:04
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
LOL
Lots of Love, Lots of Laughs.
Cock in Punjabi
LOL Williams, musician from Essex
added Monday, January 24th, 2005 at 1:21am added Mon Jan 24, 2005, 01:21
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
cigarettes
hmmmm 😊
added Thursday, May 6th, 2004 at 10:05pm added Thu May 6, 2004, 22:05
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
Virtual Friends
People you speak to online but have never met in real life
added Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 12:16am added Thu Apr 30, 2009, 00:16
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
Kate
Character in ‘Eastenders’ who inexplicably gave up her job as an undercover police officer in order to open up a nail bar. Quite what skills the two proffessions share, or why anyone would consider it a logical career step, has never been satifactorily explained.
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 10:07pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 22:07
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
Moob
Moob (pl:Moobs)
Man boobs
added Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 at 2:51pm added Wed Aug 2, 2006, 14:51
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
Salmon Rushdie
Recipient of a fishy fatwa
added Monday, August 20th, 2007 at 11:15pm added Mon Aug 20, 2007, 23:15
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
dyke
go to holland put your finger in one and she if she bites back!
added Sunday, December 16th, 2007 at 10:06pm added Sun Dec 16, 2007, 22:06
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
Zizi
French slang for a willy
added Thursday, November 9th, 2006 at 2:36pm added Thu Nov 9, 2006, 14:36
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
defenestration
I knew what this was but haven’t read a book by whoever or done any academical stuff. I’m just clever, so ner.
added Thursday, June 23rd, 2005 at 11:07pm added Thu June 23, 2005, 23:07
Thursday, July 2nd, 2026
Watties
the name for Heinz in NZ
added Saturday, February 14th, 2004 at 11:43pm added Sat Feb 14, 2004, 23:43
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
KA
Short for “Kings Arms” a delightful little pub filled with short, badly dressed bearded trolls. Does karaoke on Sundays which is far more entertaining than say doing the average washing.
Plus point: Only gay bar in London to sell proper beer.
Negative point: Scary 😉
Once tried to divert a Freakcity picnic there. And failed. Those that remained wouldn’t go in. Wusses. (and yes, that means *you*, kee)
added Monday, June 6th, 2005 at 11:37am added Mon June 6, 2005, 11:37
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
randomness
Chaotic, disorganised, with no discernable order
added Saturday, September 11th, 2004 at 3:42am added Sat Sep 11, 2004, 03:42
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Eamonn Holmes
Known for keeping the donut makers of the UK in business.
added Friday, July 14th, 2006 at 1:37am added Fri July 14, 2006, 01:37
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
gwrywgydiwr Budr
dirty homosexual.....what i am and what i like,amongst other things.
added Sunday, March 27th, 2005 at 7:55pm added Sun Mar 27, 2005, 19:55
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Q
Died in a car crash on a roundabout I used to go round every day on my way to and from work.
added Wednesday, April 21st, 2004 at 8:38pm added Wed Apr 21, 2004, 20:38
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
self-worship
The worship of oneself as a god....its what us pretty ones do
added Sunday, September 5th, 2004 at 2:22pm added Sun Sep 5, 2004, 14:22
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Ramsey, Gordon
Very annoying man who needs a good punching
added Thursday, August 19th, 2004 at 11:54am added Thu Aug 19, 2004, 11:54
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
vodka
When you can taste it, you know you’ve had too much of it
added Friday, August 5th, 2005 at 1:43am added Fri Aug 5, 2005, 01:43
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Heinz
see also "Watties"
added Saturday, February 14th, 2004 at 11:42pm added Sat Feb 14, 2004, 23:42
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
A good 1000-1 chance of typing this word if you have a fit on the keyboard after seeing too much debauchery
added Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 at 2:04pm added Wed May 25, 2005, 14:04
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
fucktard
Someone who isn’t blessed with the clever clogs and is frequently battered with the stupid stick
added Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 at 3:37pm added Wed Jan 17, 2007, 15:37
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Frooming
Slowly splaying your fingers across someone’s knee. On some people, this has no effect what so ever, but some people just melt when you do it to them.
added Monday, December 22nd, 2003 at 12:54pm added Mon Dec 22, 2003, 12:54
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
C*nt
A word used by people who don’t like using the word Cunt, and think putting a little star in place of the U makes it slightly less offensive.
added Thursday, March 17th, 2005 at 4:09pm added Thu Mar 17, 2005, 16:09
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
retro
A way of admitting new stuff is shit, by rebuilding the old stuff again...
added Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 9:59pm added Wed Dec 22, 2004, 21:59
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Blair
Idiot.
added Thursday, September 22nd, 2005 at 3:04am added Thu Sep 22, 2005, 03:04
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
the wall
An album by Pink_Floyd – sold in excess of 23 million copies. Released in 1979, favourite of Scott's mum so he ended up brought up on it. Third best selling album of all time in the US – topped only by Michael_Jackson's Thriller and The_Eagles – Greatest Hits. Scott once got an A- in English for writing about it.
Very depressing, introspective and dark.
Turned into a film by Alan_Parker, sort of explains what the album’s about.
Also spawned some amazingly gorgeous artwork by Gerald_Scarfe
www.play.com/play247.asp?searchtype=allproducts&searchstring=pink+floyd+-+the+wall&page=search
added Thursday, March 10th, 2005 at 12:00 noon added Thu Mar 10, 2005, 12:00
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
hornover
The frustrating condition that occurs when you’re so hungover and randy you can’t think of anything other than sex, but unfortunately are unable to stand up for long enough to have any.
added Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 at 3:39pm added Wed Sep 19, 2007, 15:39
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Dogs
Much better than Cats
added Saturday, January 15th, 2005 at 8:31am added Sat Jan 15, 2005, 08:31
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Dog
A deity for dyslexics
added Monday, January 24th, 2005 at 6:36pm added Mon Jan 24, 2005, 18:36
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Homophobia
A name originally proposed for a third rate British newspaper.
added Saturday, July 2nd, 2005 at 11:26am added Sat July 2, 2005, 11:26
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Cakes
In a bowl, cream together 4oz/125g caster sugar and 4oz/125g butter
Break two eggs into a glass or jug, and beat together with a fork. Add the egg to the butter and sugar a bit at a time, stirring it in thoroughly each time
When all the egg is mixed in, sieve 4oz/125g self-raising flour into the mix, and stir in thoroughly
Spoon the bixture into cake cases, and bake in a pre-heated oven at 190C/375F/Gas Mark 5 for ten to fifteen minutes, until they’re golden brown
Then try lots of variations, like adding 2oz of sultanas, or glace cherries, or cocoonut. Try adding spices, or replace a quarter of the flour with cocoa powder. And experiment with icing!
added Monday, December 22nd, 2003 at 5:41pm added Mon Dec 22, 2003, 17:41
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Graham
A sort of cracker eaten by Americans. They have no idea it might be someones name.
added Saturday, July 30th, 2005 at 9:14pm added Sat July 30, 2005, 21:14
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
sickipedia
Sick jokes compendium from the people that brought you b3ta
added Monday, October 29th, 2007 at 8:58am added Mon Oct 29, 2007, 08:58
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
FILTH AND DEPRAVITY
It’s what’s wrong with Britain. Too much filth and depravity.
added Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 at 11:13am added Tue Aug 15, 2006, 11:13
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
David Blunkett
The blind leading the blind.
added Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 10:14pm added Fri Dec 9, 2005, 22:14
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Poverty wank
Wank you have when you don’t even feel like having a tug, you haven’t got time and its going to make you late, you’re not even properly erect, you barely orgasm and you’re mopping up before your dust has barely settled,... but you do it anyway.
added Sunday, March 4th, 2007 at 2:09am added Sun Mar 4, 2007, 02:09
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Interweb
The broken definition of “Internet” the
“Interweb”. Used by those members of the media and people who think that the web is the Internet. (There are other protocols too, you know...)
And probably your parents.
added Saturday, November 27th, 2004 at 3:49pm added Sat Nov 27, 2004, 15:49
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
golfing umbrellas
Unless you’re on a golf-course, this is just the most irritating US-esque “bigger is beautiful” invention ever created.....even cars don’t get my goat as much as these bloody things do.
How many people do you normally see under them? and how large are their heads?
Just too fucking big.
www.brolliesgalore.co.uk/acatalog/GOLF_UMBRELLAS.html
added Saturday, April 16th, 2005 at 9:02am added Sat Apr 16, 2005, 09:02
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
ku bar
see ufo
added Tuesday, January 18th, 2005 at 3:22am added Tue Jan 18, 2005, 03:22
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
added Friday, April 2nd, 2004 at 11:56pm added Fri Apr 2, 2004, 23:56
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
canal street
In Manchester
Centre of Gay Village
See also Anal Treet
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canal_Street,_Manchester
added Friday, June 1st, 2007 at 6:46am added Fri June 1, 2007, 06:46
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Stoner
someone who tries to solve unaceptably obscure puzzles
added Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 at 9:01pm added Tue Dec 16, 2003, 21:01
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
Fuggle
I enjoy this activity very much.
added Friday, November 10th, 2006 at 11:19am added Fri Nov 10, 2006, 11:19
Wednesday, July 1st, 2026
flowers poofy stuff like that
All the thing Men aint sposed to like
added Saturday, July 30th, 2005 at 8:32pm added Sat July 30, 2005, 20:32
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