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Words of the day for May 2026
Monday, May 11th, 2026
Lamb
awww, it’s fluffy.
added Thursday, December 1st, 2005 at 5:02pm added Thu Dec 1, 2005, 17:02
Sunday, May 10th, 2026
gareth gates
the Rick Astley of the early 21st Century
added Sunday, March 14th, 2004 at 8:59pm added Sun Mar 14, 2004, 20:59
Sunday, May 10th, 2026
firefly
Amazing sci-fi show that was axed by the Evil Fox after about 10 episodes...now available as a 13 episode DVD and soon to be available as a film, it charts the story of nine people living on a spaceship and getting up to all kinds of mischief. Cross the sharp writing team of Buffy with a little of the A Team and Babylon 5 and throw in a touch of Spaceballs and a healthy dollop of spaghetti western and hey, it sounds unlikely, but it all works.
Home to lines as great as: Wash: Psychic? Sounds like something out of science fiction. Zoe: We live on a spaceship dear
and:
Zoe: Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Dead good. Go see.
www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000AQS0F/104-4752249-1798332?v=glance&vi=quotes-trivia
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 11:31pm added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 23:31
Sunday, May 10th, 2026
Michael Jackson
Pop star. Allegedly naughty and responsible for some of the biggest selling records of all time, as well as some of the most bizarre plastic surgery ever. Allegedly.
Strangely no mention of the court case allegations on his website 😉
added Thursday, March 10th, 2005 at 12:05pm added Thu Mar 10, 2005, 12:05
Sunday, May 10th, 2026
antidisestablishmentarianism
Impossible to win with in Countdown as Carol never gets enough letters out
added Friday, March 24th, 2006 at 10:18am added Fri Mar 24, 2006, 10:18
Sunday, May 10th, 2026
marmite
Yuck.
added Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 at 11:04pm added Wed May 25, 2005, 23:04
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
snacks
see also food, its like food, only smaller
added Sunday, September 5th, 2004 at 2:23pm added Sun Sep 5, 2004, 14:23
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
Showgirls
Dodgy soft porn for sad wankers.
added Wednesday, March 24th, 2004 at 6:52pm added Wed Mar 24, 2004, 18:52
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
itlapd
Acronym of “International Talk Like A Pirate Day”
On Sep 19th each year the world is encouraged to take like a pirate. You can learn how at the official home page devoted to the day (link below).
Made famous by writer Dave Barry, the event has quite a cult following, particularly at the b3ta boards (not that I go there; very overrated website that’s rarely funny).
See ‘Pirates’.
added Friday, April 16th, 2004 at 8:14am added Fri Apr 16, 2004, 08:14
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
A Waste of Your Time
Grumpy, hormonal, imature teenagers
added Wednesday, March 29th, 2006 at 6:03pm added Wed Mar 29, 2006, 18:03
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
daleks
Overgrown pepperpots with sink plungers that have caused mayhem and terror throughout the universe.
added Saturday, January 15th, 2005 at 8:11am added Sat Jan 15, 2005, 08:11
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
cock blocker
n. (Bath house Slang) a person or a group of people who hang around outside a room obstructing or delaying the chance of getting laid.
added Sunday, April 25th, 2004 at 11:34am added Sun Apr 25, 2004, 11:34
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
ajax
A suburban town in Southern Ontario,Canada,
added Friday, March 24th, 2006 at 10:20am added Fri Mar 24, 2006, 10:20
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
SPACED
the best ever
skip to the end
still the best
added Friday, January 27th, 2006 at 12:19am added Fri Jan 27, 2006, 00:19
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
Moogal
A mooing bloogal.
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 8:23pm added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 20:23
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
pigeons
Also known as rock doves, they are considered very lucky on the Canary Islands, and treated with considerable respect, espcially outside of the cities
added Friday, July 30th, 2004 at 1:04pm added Fri July 30, 2004, 13:04
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
Assam
The Lion from the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 1:32pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 13:32
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
smoking
Bloody irritating – it stinks and makes it so I can’t bloody well breathe.
added Monday, December 22nd, 2003 at 11:36pm added Mon Dec 22, 2003, 23:36
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
BNP
Banque National de Paris
www.bnpparibas.net/controller?redir=4&stamp=1079703115205&type=home
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 1:38pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 13:38
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
Work
The place I go somtimes between sleeping and buying DIY stuff.
It generally helps pay for things but is bad for your health
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 1:28pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 13:28
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
Entertainmen
And a fun time was had by all...
added Wednesday, March 30th, 2011 at 4:22pm added Wed Mar 30, 2011, 16:22
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
tube surf
The art of looking immensely cool as you travel the underground whilst standing up without using hands. Honest. Dead cool.
www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A408890
added Wednesday, April 6th, 2005 at 5:40pm added Wed Apr 6, 2005, 17:40
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
Tuatha de Danon
Also – Tuatha de Dannan
Mythical inhabitants of Ireland – defeated the Formorians, and then were in turn defeated by the Milesians, the first huamn inhabitants of Ireland.
THe focus of much Irish folklore, there are many legends surrounding them
added Monday, January 19th, 2004 at 10:33pm added Mon Jan 19, 2004, 22:33
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
never drink more than 2 unless you a re six tonn mega elephant with brochial pneumonia.
added Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 at 5:03pm added Wed Mar 15, 2006, 17:03
Saturday, May 9th, 2026
Pino
Small robot for playing with. Squeaks and sounds a bit like mogwai. Most sexeh. Sulks if you don’t play with him. Bit like mogwai. Just remember kids, yiffing robots is wrong, mmkay?
(Tho Scott’s one isn’t that cool)
added Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 at 2:56pm added Tue Feb 7, 2006, 14:56
Friday, May 8th, 2026
WASP
The word I scream to signify impending doom and destruction of the world as we know it
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 2:06pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 14:06
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Kumquat
The most amusingly named fruit yet discovered.
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 4:16pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 16:16
Friday, May 8th, 2026
chuck
Apparently.....woodcutters do this to wood a lot
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 7:34pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 19:34
Friday, May 8th, 2026
DJ
Me! On Burst Fm. Yeah baby yeah!
added Friday, March 12th, 2004 at 4:23pm added Fri Mar 12, 2004, 16:23
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Squits
Posh word for Diarrhoea (which is a stupid word anyway)
See also Bum Wee
added Tuesday, September 27th, 2005 at 5:30am added Tue Sep 27, 2005, 05:30
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Dangerous Sports
Like foxhunting when your the fox.....only, I presume, not much fun
added Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 at 11:25pm added Wed Feb 23, 2005, 23:25
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Oleophobic
Fear of hand creams
added Friday, June 25th, 2010 at 5:24am added Fri June 25, 2010, 05:24
Friday, May 8th, 2026
LOL
Something tongues sometimes do.
added Monday, August 22nd, 2005 at 12:18am added Mon Aug 22, 2005, 00:18
Friday, May 8th, 2026
SPACED
One of the most inspired comedies of recent history. Best watched whilst under some sort of influence, but just as bizarre when sober.
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 10:20pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 22:20
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Fox
Sam Fox. Touch me touch me, I wanna feel your body! Oh yeah!
added Sunday, January 25th, 2004 at 1:11pm added Sun Jan 25, 2004, 13:11
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Kylie
The word “Kylie” is Aboriginal and means “Boomerang”. Not a lot of people know that.
added Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 7:01pm added Fri Dec 9, 2005, 19:01
Friday, May 8th, 2026
IRC
Internet Relay Chat. Invented in 1988, lets freaks (and other people) chat to each other over the interweb...
http://www.livinginternet.com/r/ri_irc.htm
added Saturday, April 15th, 2006 at 5:10pm added Sat Apr 15, 2006, 17:10
Friday, May 8th, 2026
cruddas
an fleshy receptical for lubricants.
added Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012 at 9:16am added Tue Apr 3, 2012, 09:16
Friday, May 8th, 2026
feltching
Also involves insertion of small, fluffy rodents into the rear. I got his info. from a book called "A to Z of bizarre sex by Tracey Love.
added Monday, December 5th, 2005 at 11:42pm added Mon Dec 5, 2005, 23:42
Friday, May 8th, 2026
c-word
How about “Celery”?
added Sunday, September 11th, 2005 at 1:10am added Sun Sep 11, 2005, 01:10
Friday, May 8th, 2026
uncoffeed
To be without your morning coffee
Eg: Scott is uncoffeed this morning
added Sunday, August 6th, 2006 at 11:50am added Sun Aug 6, 2006, 11:50
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Adam Baldwin
*drool*
One of the sexiest men to walk the Earth...
fireflyfans.net/feature.asp?f=56
added Friday, July 30th, 2004 at 4:51am added Fri July 30, 2004, 04:51
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Jesus Army
evil people who try to run me over everytime they see me in the street!
added Thursday, August 26th, 2004 at 9:15pm added Thu Aug 26, 2004, 21:15
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Boreded
The action of being bored.
added Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 at 12:04pm added Tue July 11, 2006, 12:04
Friday, May 8th, 2026
stroke
Smooth slow motion of one’s hand along an object/person/sextoy
added Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 at 2:30pm added Wed Jan 17, 2007, 14:30
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Baboonish
"Why are Baboons Bottoms so red???"
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 1:35pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 13:35
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Frisbee
A bee, lightly sautéed. Potentially served on toast
added Monday, March 12th, 2012 at 7:12am added Mon Mar 12, 2012, 07:12
Friday, May 8th, 2026
pub crawl
Noun. A bout of drinking held by touring numerous pubs (public houses). {Informal}
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:30pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:30
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Windypops
Club night run by SpiritusMundiSpit at the White Swan
added Monday, January 23rd, 2006 at 9:50am added Mon Jan 23, 2006, 09:50
Friday, May 8th, 2026
good stuff
Stuff that isn’t bad
added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 5:18am added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 05:18
Friday, May 8th, 2026
marmite
Absolutely nothing like Vegemite – there is only one Marmite.
added Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 at 9:42pm added Wed Feb 14, 2007, 21:42
Friday, May 8th, 2026
jeremy hunt
(Pl n).
Cockney rhyming slang. Often shortened to “Jeremy”
CF:“That taxi driver was a right Jeremy”
added Tuesday, September 18th, 2012 at 2:48pm added Tue Sep 18, 2012, 14:48
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Moog
Character in Willow the Wisp. Had interesting feet.
www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Willow%20the%20Wisp/Willow%20the%20Wisp8.jpg
added Monday, August 22nd, 2005 at 12:07am added Mon Aug 22, 2005, 00:07
Friday, May 8th, 2026
Q
A sometimes, pompous and snobby, music magazine, which I buy frequently.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:32pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 13:32
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Popstarz
Dodgy, badly spelt plural of the word Popstar.
added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 12:56am added Mon Jan 10, 2005, 00:56
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Gaz
Mmmm hairy.
added Thursday, December 28th, 2006 at 6:04pm added Thu Dec 28, 2006, 18:04
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Elf
Orlando played one of these in the LOTR films. And he had lovely hair. And he could shoot arrows really well. But I don’t know what a real Elf would be like, so we’ll just take him as an example. Yes.
added Sunday, January 11th, 2004 at 12:42pm added Sun Jan 11, 2004, 12:42
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
cumbubbles
Bubbles of mangoo bubbling out of a bottom... usually experienced after a hard in and out bareback session when you have a gallon of spunk and 3 cubic metres of air up you..
added Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 at 6:26pm added Tue Oct 24, 2006, 18:26
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Olives
Small metal rings used in plumbing two pieces of copper pipe together....aha!
added Monday, March 21st, 2005 at 9:59pm added Mon Mar 21, 2005, 21:59
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
History
dead old.. dead boring.. wot Amerika has nun ov!
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 2:18pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 14:18
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Genius
Lickspittle in a red jumper who wouldn’t look nearly so smug if (s)he had ever watched Star Trek.
Often seen wandering around Apple stores. Rarely seen doing anything useful in their own habitats, something called a “Genius Bar”, where they stand around and natter amongst themselves whilst an irate queue forms to their left.
added Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 at 5:27pm added Wed July 28, 2010, 17:27
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
harrods
Mr. Fayed’s corner shop.
added Saturday, January 14th, 2006 at 12:04am added Sat Jan 14, 2006, 00:04
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
CEX
Computer EXchange.
Dead groovy set of shops and website that sell second hand (and sometimes new) computer bits/dvds/games/anything that has batteries and isn’t a sex toy...
Deeply cool 😊
added Monday, June 6th, 2005 at 11:40am added Mon June 6, 2005, 11:40
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Ramsey, Gordon
A man who needs his mouth washed out with soap. He also needs to leave his clothes on when he is on the TV. In fact, all of the time he needs to keep them on. I mean always. Eurgh, he’s dirty.
Oh, and he’s a chef.
www.users.waitrose.com/~capek/Ramsey.jpeg
added Wednesday, May 5th, 2004 at 4:59pm added Wed May 5, 2004, 16:59
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
bum wee
Like poo, only more wrong, and watery
www.modestypanel.com/snackorscat
added Sunday, September 5th, 2004 at 1:51pm added Sun Sep 5, 2004, 13:51
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
camping
spawn of evil
added Saturday, July 31st, 2004 at 5:59pm added Sat July 31, 2004, 17:59
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
wolverhampton
The City England forgot it had... or at least tried too... Capital of The Black Country.
http://www.blackcountrytourism.co.uk/
added Sunday, January 20th, 2008 at 10:57pm added Sun Jan 20, 2008, 22:57
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Wooden Hill
Mythical portal leading – for some obscure reason – to Bedfordshire.
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 10:32pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 22:32
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
archery
Compulsary on Sunday Afternoons
added Friday, January 14th, 2005 at 6:45pm added Fri Jan 14, 2005, 18:45
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
anoraknophobia
Fear Of Trainspotters
added Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 at 12:14am added Sat Apr 22, 2006, 00:14
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Wardrobe
Place to keep all the men you fancy, in preparation for you taking over the world with them.
added Monday, February 2nd, 2004 at 3:56pm added Mon Feb 2, 2004, 15:56
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
masturbation
The greatest solo game in the world
added Monday, June 14th, 2004 at 11:34am added Mon June 14, 2004, 11:34
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Spod
A person who spods a lot
added Saturday, December 20th, 2003 at 1:14pm added Sat Dec 20, 2003, 13:14
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
The Frames
As far as I am concerned – the greatest band currently on this little rock =)
But for most just a fun accoustic Irish rock band with a penchent for nice strings...
added Wednesday, July 20th, 2005 at 2:37am added Wed July 20, 2005, 02:37
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Midlands Today
Weekday BBC regional news programme responsible for launching the career of Nina Nannar and for keeping Nick Owen in work.
added Thursday, August 10th, 2006 at 11:58pm added Thu Aug 10, 2006, 23:58
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
wendy
The best place in the US for finger food 😉
added Sunday, September 11th, 2005 at 1:20am added Sun Sep 11, 2005, 01:20
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Bimble
To pass the time doing something fun but vague
added Saturday, December 20th, 2003 at 1:12pm added Sat Dec 20, 2003, 13:12
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Skippy
A brand of Israeli peanut butter
added Sunday, June 17th, 2007 at 12:48am added Sun June 17, 2007, 00:48
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Air
wot an Essex bloke 'as on 'is 'ead
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 1:33pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 13:33
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
chariots of fire
One of the worst films ever made. About men who ran and ran and ran for their country...even though everyone hated the Jewish guy coz he was Jewish...and everyone hated the Scottish guy because he was a staunch Christian.
I hate this film so much.
And it has the WORST theme tune ever.
added Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 at 2:14pm added Tue Mar 16, 2004, 14:14
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Shaina Twain
is an evil evil woman who sings evil evil songs!
added Tuesday, April 20th, 2004 at 10:41pm added Tue Apr 20, 2004, 22:41
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
smokers
you’re fingers are all yellow, they’re the colour of poo, and when you get home, your walls are too! – a delightful song about smokers but I can’t recall where it’s from.
added Saturday, December 20th, 2003 at 11:57am added Sat Dec 20, 2003, 11:57
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
doncaster
You hate it, and you’ll know you have to leave.
www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/lou_reed_and_john_cale/smalltown.html
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 3:46pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 15:46
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Radio 4
The most beautiful thing about middle-class England is Radio 4. Destined, alas, to be replaced by “rolling” news. Don’t you love that word? News only rolls if you’re creating or publishing it. Those of us who digest it want our news pretty much stationary, thank you very much.
added Thursday, May 4th, 2006 at 1:38am added Thu May 4, 2006, 01:38
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
cigarettes
Induces compulsive lying. Smelly.
added Thursday, May 10th, 2007 at 12:28am added Thu May 10, 2007, 00:28
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
added Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 at 2:29pm added Wed Jan 17, 2007, 14:29
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
masturbation
Sex with someone you love (paraphrased from Woody Allen)
added Friday, July 14th, 2006 at 1:49am added Fri July 14, 2006, 01:49
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
scope
Special.
added Thursday, February 16th, 2006 at 11:11am added Thu Feb 16, 2006, 11:11
Thursday, May 7th, 2026
Big Brother
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.
added Sunday, August 21st, 2005 at 11:27pm added Sun Aug 21, 2005, 23:27
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
Artery
the study of fine paintings
added Monday, December 26th, 2005 at 3:37am added Mon Dec 26, 2005, 03:37
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
chocolate starfish
Noun. The anus.
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:38pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:38
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
Twunt
A person who is being a twat and a cunt.
added Friday, May 7th, 2004 at 2:49pm added Fri May 7, 2004, 14:49
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
Knobule
Small knob
added Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 11:14pm added Wed Jan 28, 2009, 23:14
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
yiff
See yiffing
added Saturday, March 10th, 2007 at 7:57pm added Sat Mar 10, 2007, 19:57
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
lesbian bed death
This happens anywhere from a few weeks to a couple of years into a lesbian relationship. The sex stops and doesn’t restart and the two descend into bickering and pouting at each other due to sexual frustration. Apparently. 😁
added Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 at 9:20pm added Wed Aug 27, 2008, 21:20
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
Woo-woo
sirens on a Police car usualy refferred to in the pural in lines like “Serg, can we use our woo- woos on this shout?”
added Sunday, October 8th, 2006 at 9:25pm added Sun Oct 8, 2006, 21:25
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
skinheads
Violent, racist, homophobic men with shaved heads who often wear agressive and intimidating clothing. Get their kicks beating the shit out of anyone they percieve as different and causing trouble at football events. Not to be confused with [2].
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 4:19pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 16:19
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
pies
Made by the food deiety “Fray Bentos”
added Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 at 11:23am added Wed May 10, 2006, 11:23
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
errorfied
One who is inclined to error; one who encourages and propagates error
added Tuesday, October 4th, 2005 at 2:32pm added Tue Oct 4, 2005, 14:32
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
barbican
Where long-legged plastic dolls go for a "number two"
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 1:57pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 13:57
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
Custard
like clapp ridden cum. yellow and gloopy
added Thursday, March 31st, 2005 at 2:24pm added Thu Mar 31, 2005, 14:24
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
Ogg Vorbis
MP3 for geeks.
added Sunday, January 23rd, 2005 at 3:02am added Sun Jan 23, 2005, 03:02
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
Titan
Ref to “Cynds” to understand the strange person who is “aconite”.
added Friday, April 1st, 2005 at 4:21am added Fri Apr 1, 2005, 04:21
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
heinz
57 different varieties (or is it positions?)
added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 12:00 midnight added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 00:00
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
X-Ray
Used to belong to Ray
added Friday, June 1st, 2007 at 7:01am added Fri June 1, 2007, 07:01
Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
Billie Myers
One of Britain’s most under appreciated talents. A great singer/songwriter.
Responsible for the 1998 Top Ten hit single “Kiss The Rain”.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 2:28pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 14:28
Tuesday, May 5th, 2026
eurocreme
Filthy porn house
added Monday, January 30th, 2006 at 3:47pm added Mon Jan 30, 2006, 15:47
Tuesday, May 5th, 2026
Bum wee
The type of diahorrea that you get after a heavy night’s drinking (or five). Like dishwater but less pleasant, it streams out from between your cheeks and makes weewee noises in the bowl
added Monday, January 23rd, 2006 at 1:17pm added Mon Jan 23, 2006, 13:17
Tuesday, May 5th, 2026
trains
The word Train comes from an ancient British word which means Delay. Resurrected by British Rail to keep people happy.
added Sunday, March 27th, 2005 at 6:54pm added Sun Mar 27, 2005, 18:54
Tuesday, May 5th, 2026
Adam Baldwin
Mikes granson in Coronation Street
added Thursday, May 26th, 2005 at 1:46am added Thu May 26, 2005, 01:46
Tuesday, May 5th, 2026
teabagging
Teabagging is an act carried out by a (An adult male person (as opposed to a woman)) man placing his (One of the two male reproductive glands that produce spermatozoa and secrete androgens) testicles on another (A human being) person or object, usually as a (A ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement) prank but sometimes for (Click link for more info and facts about sexual) sexual purposes. The act got its name from its supposed similarity to the action of dipping a (Click link for more info and facts about teabag) teabag. Some call the activity braining, after the appearance of the (The external pouch that contains the testes) scrotum.
. as in sex and the city
www.absoluteastronomy.com/encyclopedia/t/te/teabagging.htm
added Friday, July 8th, 2005 at 5:12pm added Fri July 8, 2005, 17:12
Tuesday, May 5th, 2026
b0pping
the thing gay men can be found doing when incredibly drunk (or sober in my case)...
added Tuesday, January 20th, 2004 at 11:32pm added Tue Jan 20, 2004, 23:32
Monday, May 4th, 2026
eevil
Like “evil” but more sinister. Often accompanied by steeple fingers
added Friday, March 31st, 2006 at 10:41am added Fri Mar 31, 2006, 10:41
Monday, May 4th, 2026
Palava
The father of volcanoes.
added Monday, May 21st, 2012 at 6:25am added Mon May 21, 2012, 06:25
Monday, May 4th, 2026
pink pound
Noun. Disposable income that ‘gays’ ostensibly have through not having the financial expense of children.
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:29pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:29
Monday, May 4th, 2026
anorak
An item of clothing worn by Anoraks
added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 12:59am added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 00:59
Monday, May 4th, 2026
ITV
Has The X-Factor on it though.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:40pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 13:40
Monday, May 4th, 2026
iag
1. iag
I am gay
Source: GAYBOY, Sep 2, 2003
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=iag
added Thursday, May 5th, 2005 at 12:24am added Thu May 5, 2005, 00:24
Monday, May 4th, 2026
Podcast
Another way to hear some one bitch about the world
added Thursday, January 12th, 2006 at 9:00pm added Thu Jan 12, 2006, 21:00
Monday, May 4th, 2026
griffscone
It’s like a scone but the size of Ben's head
added Friday, May 30th, 2008 at 10:30am added Fri May 30, 2008, 10:30
Monday, May 4th, 2026
Testudinal
In the shape of a tortoise.
added Sunday, January 30th, 2005 at 10:36pm added Sun Jan 30, 2005, 22:36
Monday, May 4th, 2026
7Up
What Snow White had in her bucketfanny
added Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 at 2:16am added Wed Sep 6, 2006, 02:16
Sunday, May 3rd, 2026
Abertawe
see also Swansea
added Thursday, March 4th, 2004 at 7:46am added Thu Mar 4, 2004, 07:46
Sunday, May 3rd, 2026
Jesus Army
Evil Northampton-based weirdos who rampage through town in eerily psychadelic minibuses spreading crosses and indoctrination.
added Friday, November 12th, 2004 at 2:21am added Fri Nov 12, 2004, 02:21
Sunday, May 3rd, 2026
Dermot O’Leary
Hunky sexy TV Presenter, best known for being on Big Brother, Big Breakfast and the odd Comic Relief show...
I want...
www.dermotoleary.net/p[...]ther8/img_dermbelt.jpg
Uh uh.... 😜
www.dermotoleary.net/pictures/t4/img_derm04n.jpg
YOU LUCKY BITCH!...
added Thursday, January 25th, 2007 at 4:14pm added Thu Jan 25, 2007, 16:14
Sunday, May 3rd, 2026
mse
money saving expert dot com
added Monday, May 16th, 2005 at 5:42am added Mon May 16, 2005, 05:42
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
man utd
Team for has-been glory-seekers.
NB largest fan-base registered in Swindon
Try below for a better option
added Monday, February 6th, 2006 at 11:40am added Mon Feb 6, 2006, 11:40
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
alarm clock
1. alarm clock
An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.
“Why’s your girlfriend got a black eye?”
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alarm+clock&defid=1230335
added Thursday, May 5th, 2005 at 12:28am added Thu May 5, 2005, 00:28
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Tuatha de Danon
A bunch of faeries
added Wednesday, December 17th, 2003 at 2:42pm added Wed Dec 17, 2003, 14:42
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Oxford
City of Dreaming Spires, and queer old deans
added Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 at 12:00 noon added Tue Jan 1, 2008, 12:00
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
choke the chicken
Vrb Phrs. To masturbate. E.g."It’s no wonder you’re tired, spending every waking hour choking the chicken!"
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:39pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:39
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
cheesetoastie
CheeseToastie: noun;
Something that David added to the dictionary because it wouldn’t let him link to “Cheese Toastie” with a space.
added Sunday, March 13th, 2005 at 1:24pm added Sun Mar 13, 2005, 13:24
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
angelou
Gorgeous band from Norwich – Now going by the name “Holly Lerski and Angelou”
Used to listen to them live years ago, and now they’re almost famous.
Humble is one of the most gorgeousest songs ever 😊
added Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 12:44am added Mon Dec 8, 2003, 00:44
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Forbidden Planet
A place where slightly spotty yet attractively geeky young men hang out. It also sells comics and rekated items.
added Sunday, November 11th, 2007 at 2:26am added Sun Nov 11, 2007, 02:26
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Rangitoto
mostly harmless
added Sunday, March 14th, 2004 at 9:01pm added Sun Mar 14, 2004, 21:01
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
added Friday, September 28th, 2007 at 3:37am added Fri Sep 28, 2007, 03:37
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Monsters
big cocks
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 2:30pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 14:30
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Chicago
Oprah.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 2:22pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 14:22
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Diarhhoea
result of eating dodgey food in the developing world
added Friday, March 24th, 2006 at 10:17am added Fri Mar 24, 2006, 10:17
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Alvin’s Stardust
Alvin Hall’s spunk
added Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 at 10:44pm added Tue July 3, 2007, 22:44
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
no2id
The last lot of ID cards were burnt with great aplomb in the early 1950s, why do we want the bloody things now?
www.citizenshipfoundation.org.uk/main/page.php?218#facts_history
added Sunday, January 23rd, 2005 at 3:22am added Sun Jan 23, 2005, 03:22
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
peckham
The new East Dulwich.
added Thursday, May 4th, 2006 at 1:44am added Thu May 4, 2006, 01:44
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Willow
A tree.
added Sunday, October 1st, 2006 at 12:39am added Sun Oct 1, 2006, 00:39
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Blean
Scientific measure of luminosity : 1 glimmer = 100,000 bleans. Usherettes' torches are designed to produce between 2.5 and 4 bleans, enabling them to assist you in falling downstairs, treading on people or putting your hand into a Neapolitan tub when reaching for change.
added Monday, October 30th, 2006 at 1:08pm added Mon Oct 30, 2006, 13:08
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Olives
Delicious, particularly the black ones.
added Monday, January 24th, 2005 at 5:07pm added Mon Jan 24, 2005, 17:07
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Metro
A newspaper produced free by the makers of the daily_mail and other horrendous rags like that...
Tries really hard to pretend that it’s not a right wing scaremongering piece of trash but occasionally forgets and prints a ranty and rather special article or two.
added Friday, October 15th, 2004 at 8:56am added Fri Oct 15, 2004, 08:56
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Tea
The giver of life. Solves all problems in the world ever.
added Monday, February 2nd, 2004 at 3:57pm added Mon Feb 2, 2004, 15:57
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Copulate
The time it takes a policeman to turn up in an emergency
added Sunday, January 4th, 2004 at 12:07pm added Sun Jan 4, 2004, 12:07
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
DJ
(ACRONYM) which means, "dirty jocks"
added Sunday, April 25th, 2004 at 11:45am added Sun Apr 25, 2004, 11:45
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Kylockophobia
Hey
added Monday, May 15th, 2006 at 8:05am added Mon May 15, 2006, 08:05
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
David Blunkett
Seems to get a lot more action than he deserves.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 2:17pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 14:17
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
my elderly cats
Olive and Muriel
added Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 at 1:47pm added Tue Mar 29, 2005, 13:47
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026
Miller Genuine Draft
Real MGD is a light tasting lager, brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
In the UK it doesn’t taste as good, but it does have a higher alcohol content, so it’s not all bad!
added Saturday, September 30th, 2006 at 11:54pm added Sat Sep 30, 2006, 23:54
Friday, May 1st, 2026
Disco
Just one part of the title song “Your Disco Needs You”.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 2:19pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 14:19
Friday, May 1st, 2026
AFT
About fucking time!
added Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 at 11:55pm added Wed Mar 30, 2005, 23:55
Friday, May 1st, 2026
Troon
Troon – noun – a piece of music from the Tron: Legacy soundtrack
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tron-Legacy-Daft-Punk/dp/B00467EKJU
added Wednesday, January 5th, 2011 at 2:50pm added Wed Jan 5, 2011, 14:50
Friday, May 1st, 2026
biscuits
When chosen with care they make an excellent accompaniment to tea.
added Sunday, August 21st, 2005 at 11:28pm added Sun Aug 21, 2005, 23:28
Friday, May 1st, 2026
Disco
Deev's first name
added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 12:07am added Mon Jan 10, 2005, 00:07
Friday, May 1st, 2026
coffin dodger
Noun. An elderly person. Derog.
added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:41pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:41
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