The December issue: why alcohol is good for you
Like.. fruitbat! Right there! It was hilarious. I’m not sure if he was drunk, but it was such a surprise to finally meet him. I knew he was in town but I didn’t think I’d actually meet him! Usually we tend to miss each other thanks to previous arrangements, but to suddenly run into him on a whim was just.. well.. surreal. And he had a funny moustache.
Anyway, after saying goodbye to everyone, I ended up chatting to Scott for a bit, and I could see he wanted to get even more drunk than he already was. It was another usual case with the man:
(insert slurring)“Hey Lloyd, yeah, I was just on my way home but I wanted to see fruitbat for a bit and then go. See? I have my shopping with my food in it that I was going to cook tonight and not get drunk at all and everything right here! See? I’m not an alcoholic at all! I have this perfectly under control. I can hold my drink. Wanna go to XXL?”
And so we went to XXL. The man doesn’t remember much of the entire episode I bet, we talked a lot on the bus, and at the place itself. Quite a bit of talking done, a little bit more so than usual. Yeah.*sigh* I have to say after a year its nice to be able to finally have a conversation with the guy that doesn’t have me horribly embarrassed about what not to say in order to make him feel sad... even though most of our conversations are when he’s absolutely wankered.
I bullied him a bit about theelusivepossum (because that’s the kind of crazy mofo that I am) and then we caught a cab to his place to find mogwai in the arms of some odd looking thin white boy (GOD DAMMIT I NEED MORE EYE CANDY IN THIS GROUP DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!) Steve, as he is to be called, seemed ok on the front. He didn’t know me, so I gave him a quick crash course in the world that is Lloyd by being absolutely random all night long till bedtime. As you do. 😁
Scott managed to cook something (barely) and we all went to bed knackered. Woken up by Scotts Alarm at 6. went with him as far as Holborn before heading home to grab my stuff and heading into Uni. Yay. Lovely timing old chap! And on an experiment day too! Wow!
A week went by with no real hardcore ass kicking incidents (boo!) until surprisingly enough, JABBERWOCKEY turned up from out of nowhere! Now, let me just clear a little thing up: firstly, I had completely forgotten about Jens turning up that weekend. So far that I had actually arranged not only to be at cockaigne solo performance, but a
Random Thought: God loves me, its just everyone else who thinks I’m an idiot
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