Freakcity

What the hell is Studio.exe and why does killing it kill winamp?

What on earth are those llamas up to?

Why is my poo still runny?

What has Mr Muscle got to do with lemons?

For answers to all these and many more questions, stay tuned

Today is definitely shaping up to be a double espresso day.

There’s a big label on our Klingon speaking food+drink dispenser reading “Spirali M budget”. I’m left trying to work out if that’s the name of the owner or its model.

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Went out last night (on a school night! Nawty me!) for a drink with William and Danny (who has an absolutely stunning coldsaw ;))

Had a Burgerking, drank far too much and smoked, which was nawty, but hey, theywere lights *cackle*. Sat outside CXR amongst the homeless people and gays talking po...

Our drinks and snacks machine appears to have become ill. Typical, Pat leaves on hols and it breaks.

It’s still serving drinks, but the lil green window seems to be speaking in Klingon or something. It’s very bizarre 😉

“today we shall remember the thousands of americans who lost their lives in the WTC tragedy two years ago”

“fuck you! I want presents!”

*snigger*

I am so unpc I should be a mac

Just realised where he’s hanging.

I have to get my bike fixed, just so I can wave at him every morning and make Gaz jealous 😉

I am a step uncle. Lucy Ann Kent was born at 2:30am this morning weighing 5.5lbs (what’s that in real money?)

Expected out of the hospital today 😊

Who said 16yr olds getting pregnant was a bad idea 😡

Stepdad feeling somewhat older, being a grandfather at thirtysomething...

Let’s just spare a thought for the hundreds of thousands killed so far in the “War against Terror” since September 11th 2001. The thousands that have died in Afghanistan, the tens of thousands that have died in Iraq.

The millions that will die due to Dubya’s foolish policies

I am so glad I don...

...Waitrose low calorie soup is really lumpy and icky. Why bother?

I’ve finished “Stranger in a Strange Land” – it’s pretty damn good! Apparently the version I read isn’t the version that was first released, it’s about 70,000 words thicker (yay) as the original was deemed a) a tad too long and b) had stuff removed so as not to offend “public taste”. Group sex is n...

Too many big scary business men roaming about today, and next to no work. I might have to make something to do in a moment. And that’s pushing it.

I am so bored. Bored and confused. Confused and angry. Maybe I’ll just say “fuck it all” and leave. I need stability and really could do with having s...

I did a whole poo last night.

It feels so much better!

Still reading the reprint of “Stranger in a Strange Land” – am very impressed with both the writing and the symbolism. Wonder if Heinlein studied Kaballah or something when he was younger, or merely grokked the truth correctly and wrote ab...

Mmm. Asparagus soup. And work have made all coffee/tea/hot chocolate from the machine FREE. OK, so it was only 5p a cup anyways, but hey. FREE!

Still feel rough, but my poo is slowly congealing into more and more solid form, so I guess all I can do is eat my vitamins, eat normally and grin and be...

Owen just fed me immodium. I might never poo again! Yay!

Still pooing like a river, tho one of them had bits in...that might be a good sign I guess?

Waiting for owen to arrive – he’s drunk and in Poplar and missed his lift and my sofa is far more convenient than nightbuses 😉

Watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets the other day. It’s o...

Diarolyte. Ick. *sips*

*shudders*

Gonna try and make it to Iceland to buy Fish 😁

Poached that with steamed veg will be my first proper meal since ickness ensued...I figure I’m not gonna get better if I don’t eat right, and I’m gonna lay off the dodgy unhealthy stuff until I feel better

...is toilet roll absorbancy a selling point. Does the fact that the poo you’re wiping off your arse is now sinking into the thin layer of tissue seperating it from your hand and slowly travelling through it, make you want to buy more?

I am soo damn ill.

I’ve gone through 3 toilet rolls in as many days, and no, it’s not a variation on the Atkins diet.

Doctor has told me that I need to not eat today. OK, so thatcould be a variation on the Atkins diet, but it’s not, dammit...

I am hungry, my bottom keeps dribbling, I’ve ...

It’s bigger, it’s shinier, it’s newer. Yay. I can now go shopping and eat gorgeous stuff again!

Must buy milk. Must make coffee. Must finish work.

I mean...I don’t even have to be in work today, yet I’m still awake at stupid o clock in the morning!

Fridge freezer arriving today. Scan not arriving today (the freaks). One out of two ain’t bad 😉

So I’ll be able to shop gaily! Rah!

Wonder if it’ll be any bigger than the previous one? Her...

that all went horribly wrong 😉

Changed the password code so it doesn’t store the password anywhere, but stores a rc4 hash of it instead. Theory being, this is more secure (tho it’s not really, it’ll shut people up moaning ;))

It appears to have all gone horribly wrong tho. Fortunately my code...

Unsurprisingly, there’s a huge delay on all the trains. Obviously, running them in UK’s weather conditions for 100 years hasn’t prepared anyone for a bit of rain.

Fuckwits 😉

Hm...I wonder if I should write “rude word censoring” functionality for the site 😉

I could have it as an option in ...

FUCK IT’S COLD!

What, did someone turn on winter when I wasn’t looking?

Holy crap!

*shiver*

Went to the swan with Danny...drank too much...think I was trying and failing to catch him up 😉

Some lovely people entered the amateur strip...an American bloke who wanked at the end, which was nawty...very well hung tho 😉 Strangely, Danny ended up trying to pull him – the American bloke had to...

I got paid (yay) and I’m almost skint again. Strange how life is like this really...you work your arse off for virtually nothing but the ability to live comfortably.

I think someone, somewhere, got it wrong...

Working from home tomorrow. Need to try and get my bike fixed properly, as I’m on bu...