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Hmph (89)

Nice editted version wasn’t it?

I just wrote a very long blog about how my bf is the most special person in the world and I got booted out.

I’m not impressed.

At least I knew what it said

Basically....Nigel....good man...makes me feel good....I make him feel good. I feel better person....better that 3 long years with some...

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Celeste (133)

I’ve just woken up after a horrible dream...i can’t remember what it was about tho. We went out to dinner again and it was good. We slagged off the lady behind us who slated the Moat House (a large, not-so-classy hotel in Northampton, where she worked) like Louis Armstrong on 78 speed.

Although i...

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yahoo! (131)

The Crow is away for a week and NIge is home! and we’re going out for dinner in town......suddenly i feel so much better

Still haven’t got any fucking milk tho! Grrr

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Blunder-bus (123)

Me and Nigel are now the longest serving couple.

My brother and his Kirsty have officially split after three long, hard, screeching years it seems as though they have finally put their relationship to rest. I liked Kirsty – she had balls – she also had a big mouth but her heart was in the right p...

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Turkey Lurkey! The Sky is Falling in! (127)

I’m officially old Easter Monday.....say a prayer for me

It’s true!

As i stood in hte kitchen scrubbing my wok (as you do) some of the beauuuuuutiful artex fell off the ceiling and smashed over the work surface.

I was a little put out today by a whimsical supposition that I was a bully. If you knew me, you’d know that I was not a bully – very defens...

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Teabags (132)

Me again.

I’ve not long got back from work after finalising some handy mathematics that will no doubt increase our appointment booking percentages by nearly 3%.....this coming about after some dodo (after 4 years of counting appointment referral letters) realised that most pregnant women are refe...

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I want JSA again (13)

I’ve applied for some jobs.....most of them shitty ones but well paid and still in this crud-bowl of a town......let’s see how I get on. I only need one for a few months so it can finance me redecorating my flat. It really isn’t that bad. I can then leave my job and become a cleaner and cook too and...

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Unfazed (10)

I’ve been awoken by my bedroom shaking. I hope it’s an earthquake so I needn’t get angry at Northamptonshire County Council for letting articulated lorries speed down the road at 5.30am.

It’s like living in a funhouse – though I can’t see the funny side

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Prime Candidate for a Heart Attack II : Revenge of the NHS Management Team (121)

No thoughts today....they’re far too noisy

Wankers

All of them

I get grief from squabbling women and weak-willed men all day. I’m caught in the crossfire of arguments and am in danger of falling foul of my own success at work.

I’m good at my job – and I’m happy to say it, though all too recently I feel obliged to say this more often...

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Surrender (112)

BIRRA!

Nigel came home Thursday night (the night of the big stressy). It was most most welcome. He fooled me into thinking he was driving out from the back of beyond to be able to get good reception to speak to me.......as he pulled up in the driveway. That night I needed hi more than ever and there he was...

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Prime Candidate for a Heart Attack (123)

Perhaps I should have walked home today

I think I’ve had the most stressful day at work ever....yet I don’t really know how. I had been asked to do a piece of work for the Theatre lead and it took me all day to do it....she was under the impression I could do it in half an hour.....and when she turned up it wasn’t what she wanted.....and ...

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Quick Quick Slow (113)

Does anywhere sell wood-effect window board?????

I’ve had a sodding virus-thingy that slowed me down again. I hate being ill. I’ve just managed to get over the bastard thing and gone in for the first day this week.

Sodding CrowsMary thought I was swinging the lead...I am so not impressed. This coming from a woman who puts on accent not far from...

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Times a Changin! (112)

I’ve not long got off the fone to Nige. I helped him with a BBC quiz I’ve just done about the sex of your brain. I came out slightly female....don’t know why really....actually that’s a lie.....I answered all the logical ones correctly...I answered about knwing about maps, shapes, not caring about e...

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Composure (113)

Why doesn’t “Sunday” in French end in “di” like the other’s do?

I feel quite serene today

I still have this icky cough and have been snivelling all day. Though as soon as this happens I have a coproxomal. It does something weird to me and relaxes me. It’s like a nice warm cuddly feeling – I never feel cold or ill or hot or angry – just nice, though I had one ...

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No Milk (139)

I feel a bit shitty today. I developed a cough yesterday which always reminds me of winters in my old house where I’d cough all day like having a 70-a-day habit. At least its the nicest form of illness you can have.

I feel all achey tired and it’s doubly worse as this is the first morning in four...

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At work (130)

I’ve been singing the below link all day so far

Yay! I’ve managed to post an entry from work. I can get on here but I can’t check the office lottery syndicate or how my pants are getting on on ebay. Hurrah for the IT department!

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ScArY mAn – with POWER TOOLS!!! (192)

DIY has fucked me off today

I’ve been nursing my brother all of this weekend after he’s had a big row with his girlfriend. They’ve been together on and off and on for three years now. They are only together still as they are too scared to live apart. I suppose this is OK when you’re 60 but he’s 2...

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I thought it was Friday today (157)

Does a Barium Follow-Through occur after you have a Barium Meal or are the two completely different?

I’ve had a good day. The Crow made us laugh endlessly – by default rather than by design – again.

Let me set the scene....I work as a manager within the NHS and share an office with 5 lovely ladies. Next door through an adjoining room is another manager – the same grade and responsibilities as me...

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Green (152)

I wish I had the energy to do the things I wanted to do this morning but I couldn’t as I was at work

There’s a vibrating noise here and I don’t like it. I have a pathological fear of boilers and I’m hoping it’s not mine.

It’s Wednesday...hurrah! I should be writing off for other jobs today.....hang on. I’ve just found out what the noise is – It’s the lady next door who owns the Poodle Parlour (I...

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First Timer (247)

Free the Tipp-ex 7!!!!

Chere Jenny,

This is my first time doing this and I’m already a little folorn. There is a guy in the same county as me who introduced me to this and I’m a little concerned. He’s nearly as mad as me, as attractive as me, yet about 6 years younger than me and has much more room to expertise than I ...

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