Freakcity

My parents had their garage torched and I saw the carnage; rubble, burnt joist, paint pots melted together like dried plasticine.

I’m worried about my flat as the garden is a wide open space that all and sundry venture i...

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Long Live Madamoiselle Pierce!

Youre favourite naturalised Frenchwoman’s in the US Open final.

Here’s a pic to celebrate the glory for us all to share. One more win and sh...

The more I want to be a couple, the more my devilside wants to ruin it

I’ve been having naughty thoughts, father, about the altar boys.

I don’t know what’s going wrong with me. Like before, as soon as it starts getting inevitable that I can’t escape, I start looking for...

London was fun. Not been for long time. Not that I did anything. Being escorted by Tina Turner was muchos fun. She wasn’t too bad. She’s got a bit more about her than the Crow did, and she does a good story too.

Though she did have a horrible habit of swirling around on the bus and nearly yelling...

To the Ground

I like to feel the coolness

on my face

Ride me down

Show me how

I can begin to hold you

Endlessly

And I don’t sleep

So I don’t dream of leaving

And when I wake

I face the night

And I don’t speak

I listen to the breathing

I often think

I hear my faith

...

The weekend quickly draws to a close. All I’ve done is put lining paper in the lounge......

.....incorrectly

Nige went about 9ish and I’ve had another prank fone call. Anyone know a Goffy?

Tomorrow nears and my next week of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers starts a...

I need a volunteer. Someone to sit with me at work and tell me that it’s all in my head – that everyone I work with is not a freak – well I AM a freak, but these people are just insane!

They can’t walk in straight lines

They can’t look at you when they speak

If they do speak i...

And so it has been

Starting the year with a godawful infection that makes me more self-concious than anything in the world no matter what anyone says – that was enough to start me off

Then the false alarm with the burrowing bugs

Then a locust f...

That was day one and twelve hours work! I think I seriously underestimate the time it takes me to do things.

I’ve tried to dismantle the built-in chipboard shel...

The place on earth that could be described best as:-

As bizarre as you can get, just short of intercourse with your sister

Ian already has enemies

Though I shall take them out by the jugular

My manager Vonne has taken it upon herself to organise my life at work cos, bless, I’m only little, and only so so young. I need taking care of and my decisions making for me.......

....of course the fact...

I’ve just woken up after dreaming about playing with kittens – so no more horror stories, especially as one of them reacted sillilly when I said ‘underpants’ which was muchos fun.

However this didn’t stop me trying to shoot someone who looked like Anna from BB1 at close range ...

Theres something sinister about this building and I don’t know what.

I keep hearing noises I haven’t heard before; clicking, scraping, banging. I keep waking in the night hearing them. It’s unnerving me and I’m not easily frightened.

I’ve just seen Leon leave and I know some...

She finally wins something!

I’ve been trying to locate a few midi files from off t’internet from the old win95 disk that my Ma used to have...

I made my boss jump around her office

I’m beginning to like my new job. This Orlaith is not leaving

Sometimes I think I may have been better off being a woman aswell

Then I would have probably wanted to be a ...

It’s Sorted

A new life as a hermit in the countryside

A house in the Welsh borders, with chickens and asparagus

I’ve been at my new job at the Stroke Association for four days. I’ve gone from “doom-bearing harbinger” to nonchalant about the place and that’s just the first Thursday....

Will he stay or won’t he and will he ever stop crying?

Reminds me about a quote I can’t recall fully in the fim called Heathers

“It would seem I’ve cut off Heather Dukes' head only to have Heather Chandlers sprout in its place”

My Crow ha...

All in your head

You better put that business to bed

Won’t you listen to me when I’m telling you

It’s no good for you

Let me tell you a story – a story some of you may not have heard before about a boy called Ian

One day, whilst out in his garden filled with beautiful features such as concrete, Ian found himself in the middle of a battle – a battle between himself and the evil trellis pan...

I’ve got more than most people aspire to and yet I still complain.

Will someone slap me please?

saying that....I’m crying already so I don’t need more pain thank you

I was born to make you happy

Pfft. What tosh

I can’t be arsed to go see the Capitol....why don’t you come here to see me......there’s lots to do

We have lots of parklands, a reliable bus serive, friendly people, a baloon festival and two........y...

Never operate a diamond edged rotary saw if you’re less than 5’6"

I nearly got dragged down the garden at 60mph

I think I’ll have to go back to basics on this one

There was an old man and his car in my driveway, so the gates will have to be a ‘this weekend’ job.

I’m begin...