Freakcity

So normal on the outside,

I go to work,

I earn a wage,

Yet inside, I thrash about like an endless bloody war

Hear me

I sound like you do,

I reply when talked to,

I speak sometimes,

Though sometimes, my heart screams with pain and rage

Understand me

I play your game,

...

Bacon and Pepperoni Pizza

Chicken and Sweetcorn Pizza

Bacon and Pineapple Pizza

Vegetarian Pizza

Margherita Pizza – I’ll do this one first

and a Pizza with Beef in it

All with lots of Mozzarella, Tomatoes, Garlic and Mushrooms in – which the use by da...

I made somekind of Spanish chicken dish today and somthing with Beef and Peanuts in. Delia was crap I swear she was.

I’m in the middle of my unemployment week. Tis rather relaxing I must say. I keep thinkig every day is Sunday. Whats not nice is knowing that I’m not going to get pai...

Party went fine – in fact very good. I think Nigel’s mum got the arse tho and Kirsty tried to explain to everyone how everyone else was pissing her off.

We even had gatecrashers – well it was only my neices half-borther and sister and their mum Serena and the ate some ...

The penultimate day draws to a close. All work handed over and all possible links to anything erased.

I’m about to hand in my swipe card that I have never yet had to use – so NHS

3 years here – just shy by a week and I can’t wait to start the next bit. I suppose it means more to...

Feel the colour of you

So get to this elation

So high so fast

Shut my eyes

Feel the colour of you

Succumb to this illusion

So strong so deep

Cos everyday is all there is

In my some kind of bliss

Cos everyday is all there is

In my some kind of bliss

Study my reflection

...

I suppose its this hierarchical thing – is it Maslow? – where you need your basic needs fulfilling in life (ie a roof over your...

Hmm Dido – Queen of the Carthaginians – I’ve been to Carthage

Carthage was the best thing about Tunisia. The rest of it, as I recall, was being mugged by Arab peasants as we were the only people stupid enough to go in February, teleph...

Due his first day off in about 9073476304895 days of working. On holiday all of next week so some old men will have l...

I’ve broken my toe again!

Kicking the f-ing radiator!!!!!!!!!!!

Entering the final furlong and only just starting to crack the whip. Another two days off, another two days on the garden, interspersed with either a night in tonight infront of the pc then a crafty pint over the Rover, or a pub crawl in Moulton (*scoff*) with Jason and Kirsty this ev...

I spent most of it pushing Holly in her pushchair, running over grass verges, crumpling up leaves, playing with Clifford (the red dog). From 11am till 2.30pm, I was a father and I think I did quite well, but by 4 I was flagging and glad to give her back.

Michelle didn’t thank me fo...

I like this limbo period at work sometimes. I’m still waiting to go, yes, I know.

I’m sitting at work, doing our monthly performance report which basically puts all of the top-line stats regarding hospital activity into twelve pages for each bodypart – so to speak.

I redesigned it last...

I’m annoyed that my new employers policy is to let you know verbally that your re...

Feel it on my fingertips

Hear it on my windowpane

Your loves coming down like

Rain

Wash away my sorrows

Take away my pain

You loves coming down like

Rain

I don’t know whether I’m just being a miserable bastard or have a right to moan but I’m going to anyway

I’m sick to death of having to eveything myself. I’m sick to death of never having anyone do anything for me for a change. I’m always putting myself out. I remember things that m...

At last!

Some kind soul was smiling down on us last night!

Like Chelsea and their Premiership triumph (for comparison only, I still support my beloved Villa), after coming third and fourth on numerous occasions, faltering at the last minute after a promising start. This time, we not...

Bastard

and then he tried to flog me some more.

and then Kirsty, my bros gf, tried to help him do it!

Tsks

I was about to go to a 21st birthday party with a Psycho as the host. Would have been fun, but I don’t really do streamers. My brother, despite...

A. Hypothermia

Requests the pleasure of your company

At his leaving/flat warming party

on 31st July 2005

RSVP In person

else

RSVP to home adress

Barbecue

3.30pm

Bring a bottle and a bird 😉

It’s true what they say about funerals. You all come together for them, and slowly you’re picked off one by one.

All my relatives – expectedly older – not as expectedly fatter. I realise how well I’ve fared in 25 years, aches and pains aside.

The funeral ...

Can she go one better this time?

As you can probably tell, recently, I’ve been plumping f...

I saw a man attempting to break into the computer shop last night at 12.30am. Twas a bit scary.

He tried to pull the security gates off the shop front. As the alarms went off, he ran away.

Alarms continued to ring for another 45 minutes, as I checked all the exits were s...