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Added on Monday August 15th, 2005 at 0:43am
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Added on Sunday November 6th, 2005 at 8:56pm
<mogwai>darlin u are indeed enough to tempt me to many urban hellholes but chingford is just a step to far
Quote 843 added by ex user mattingham
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Added on Saturday November 12th, 2005 at 4:35pm
* Scottwonders if mogwai is buttfucking to Kate Bush
<Footle>"Gardening up that hill"
Quote 875 added by IRC user mattwerk
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Added on Wednesday January 7th, 2004 at 3:51pm
<MonkeyINAbaG>man i just saw the bigges cock ever
<MonkeyINAbaG>i bitch-slapped it and it ran away
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Added on Sunday January 25th, 2004 at 7:05pm
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Added on Friday March 19th, 2004 at 4:16am
<bsdb0xen>There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and BSD. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.
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Added on Friday April 14th, 2006 at 1:40pm
[13:34]* Mogwai washes his hands, mind & bedding
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<Mogwai>fine i’ll be dirty if it upsets you that much
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Added on Saturday April 15th, 2006 at 10:39pm
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<hutt>where is sunin camping?
[22:36]
<matt>everywhere
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<matt>but this weekend in Wales 😜
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Added on Thursday January 19th, 2006 at 2:33pm
<jamie|workish>Lloyd|burymeinaYshapedcoffin
<jamie|workish>with a built in vibrator..
<Lloyd>yes dear god please
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Added on Wednesday October 29th, 2003 at 8:47pm
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