Freakcity

Does everything break when you’re trying to do one last thing before going home of an evening?

I am going to reverse engineer gaydar and wreak merry havoc with their stylesheet for kicks 😁

We have a new pope. Well, by “we” I of course mean those silly people who believe in legends and superstition and call themselves “Catholic”. Ratzinger, “god’s rotweiller”, has become Benedict. Som...

Almost falling asleep at work is fuuun...

Phoned the people in Nice to obtain sample flight data. Have convinced them to make the system server side with front end data sorting if it’s light enough to do client side. Rah! Am really chuffed that I’m getting a say in how our flagship application work...

Long crappy weekend full of me aching and crapping lots. Made a bit better by seeing Dom on Saturday night, he cheered me up and bought my skint arse a drink.

Felt like absolute shite all of Friday, fuck all sleep too.

Oystercard arrives Weds. Bank cards before Friday. Went to the GORGEOUS are...

*snigger* (Large).jpg bingowings had a bit too much to drink whilst I was out I suspect. Oops 😉

He looks so sweet when asleep with his head in a bucket

Hoping I get in for ten. Not holding my breath. Bah.

Quite a bit done yesterday – got the tiles to behave and got (through some evil and nasty hacks) my baby tabs to work right.

Couple of meetings. Fun.

Bought a cheap “feel proud coz you cooked it” thing from Sainsburys. Really basic and to...

We did it! Watched the whole of season 1 and 2 of Carnivàle over Saturday and Sunday. Gorgeousness 😊

zaty seemed very impressed. As did lloyd.

Wednesday night I ended up going to Heaven with mage and Andy – Bad idea! Very drunk – not much sleep. Sang at Karaoke when pissed as well ...

"Before the beginning, after the great war between heaven and hell, God created the earth and gave dominion over it to the crafty ape he called man. And to each generation was born a creature of light and a creature of darkness.

"And great armies clashed by night in the ancient war between good a...

Camilla and Charles' wedding has forced the Grand National to move. I suppose it’s a little unfair to make her run on her wedding day...

I have decided to tube_surf into work today as there’s no seats, and I can’t (yet) blog one handed. I expect I shall fall over embarrassingly on my fat ars...

I have to find a hobby. Boredness generally prevails over my life and it’s a tad dull really. I am aware that it’s possible to do more than simply eat food, work, and drink beer, but it’s the volition I need. Coupled with the fact that all my friends ever do is drink I sort of find it insurmountable...

Long and frankly disturbing weekend for reasons I can’t go into. Friday involved beer and vodka and Veuve and Dom Perignon and more beer and watching things which I shouldn’t have and drinking for roughly 36 hours solid and chavs and Gaz and meeting gayrath for the first time and Heaven an...

Arsing cunting safari and it’s many pointed handles. It’s fucked up in the head and doesn’t behave nicely when I want it to render HTML using CSS-P. Gah!

New designs have been signed off for hotels, so more fucking around with CSS-P and the like 😁

SQL server has been less fun – but I think I got it sorted this morning. Rah! Will connect it all up at lunch and see if it works. Wibble.

Out for drinks with winj last night – the construction compa...

Feel a bit unsettled. Got lots of bits of FC done yesterday, including bits to the old and battered site that you see before you. Waaaay too many new members in the last few days, so I’m going to try and migrate to SQL server (well, I’m paying for it anyway) if it’s any faster...hoping it will be bl...

arteh Cripses.*faint*

So rundown. Barbecue, drunkenness, sex, barbecue, vodka, waffles, barbecue, river trip, pubs, clubs, sex shops and getting high on James' hairspray

Oh yes, I’ve had a fun few days.

I t...

Ok. So there will be no mention of pie at all in this entry save this part. I was only messing with ya...

The District Line seems bored of being punctual today. Grr. I am going to be soo late...

Yesterday was spent trying to get Tiles/Struts to behave and failing. Annoyances pervaded the day. ...

13 men made the world

another 9 ended it

Through the haze

They look down and regret

The end

So I spent much of yesterday vomming. It was lovely and gorgeous. Oh yes 😉

Forgotten how good “God is a DJ” is 😁

Shits and vom. It was vile 😞

A friend was watching US tv – a chat show about the latest student massacre – no mention of the US shit gun laws being at fault, but apparently tr...

Friday I think I sulked at Struts lots. Refactoring fun and games. Finished the first two pages – sulked at the rest. Arranged to meet Adam at Euston at 6:30 – had a haircut at Hammersmith. Got to Euston on time and farted around getting tickets for a bit. Phoned Adam as he was ten minutes la...

The XHTML bits work ok. Bit of a hack but it’ll do...

Still got lots of bits to do on the stuff I’m doing though 😡

Off to Brum tonight to see Shaun and go to XXL Birmingham. Should be a laugh, if I stay awake that long...

Back tomorrow, then possibly doing Norwich on Sunday. Busy weekend!

The deeply cool way of coding doesn’t work on less than Netscape 7.2 – so I may not be able to use it*wail* – will chat to Rach about it today.

Need to catch up a bit. Only got until Friday to finish my enhancements 😉

Today is Wednesday. I am knackered – more so than yesterday, which is stra...

Owen showed me a new way of doing stuff using the box model. It’s deeply sexy. Deeply deeply so. Spent yesterday doing it for Hotels. have shaved 20k off just the landing page by doing this. It deeply rocks.

Orange have just cut me off again. Bastards.

Very productive day considering the ...

As responsible citizens, we have to choose between public rights and public protection, which is why I propose that anyone who looks like Hazel Blears, the Home Office minister, should be stopped and searched by the police. Some innocent people may be caught in the net but we can’t risk her launchin...

Friday I decided – after a fab day at work – I should fall off the wagon a bit accidentally on purpose – for one night only.

Met James @ Retro (Adam was meant to come too, but James couldn’t get him to wake up properly – lazy fucker). SpiritusMundiSpit was working as was zzzp...

...do you hear me when you sleep?

I am tiredly. Sleepy. Too much to do this week. Splargh!

It’s red nose day and I’m in black. Black out of my mouth, the black of my mood.

Dan says he’s going forever. I don’t know where.

James is being strange.

Work worked yesterday. I can almost code...