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Added on Tuesday March 27th, 2007 at 10:05pm

<Mogwai>bleh ... cumming ... then I’ll come

Quote 2013 added by scott

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Added on Wednesday February 16th, 2005 at 2:10am

<Footle>This is Footle. His hobbies are: drinking alcohol, cooking, spouting complete crap, and bumming straight boys he intended to be bummed by.

<flange>oh that probably won’t work

Quote 236 added by IRC user adamamyl

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Added on Tuesday December 13th, 2005 at 2:59pm

[Deev_] I can pop over if you need a refill

Quote 1010 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Friday December 16th, 2005 at 2:26pm

<Scott>how easy is it to wank someone off in the swan without anyone noticing, mogwai?

<Scott>I assume you’d know...

<mogwai>not too hard at all :0) easier during the drag show standing by the pillar

<mogwai>lol can have a good fumble behind ya without drawing attention

* mogwaiknows all the most romantic places & practices east london has to offer

<Scott>Chris says “cheers” for the advice 😜

<huggie>lol



<[Deev]>I feel quite bileous at the images that have just formed in my mind



<[Deev]>

Quote 1016 added by scott

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Added on Sunday March 20th, 2005 at 1:01am

<Munky>Can i wank in the corner?

Quote 250 added by IRC user adamamyl

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Added on Monday October 23rd, 2006 at 8:19pm

<sunin>i think i may have a drinking problem 😲

<sunin>i can’t fit all my empty bottles in the recycling box 😲

Quote 1790 added by scott

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Added on Thursday October 20th, 2005 at 3:05pm

<mogwai>walked home from heaven one night across waterloo bridge and was confronted with the 25 bendy bus burning in the middle of the road. rather amusing

Quote 768 added by IRC user jamie_work

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Added on Tuesday October 24th, 2006 at 12:50pm

<Scott>bomb huntingdon

<Jabberwockey>Ok, cu later 😊

Quote 1796 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Thursday June 1st, 2006 at 6:41pm

<fruitbat>it’s like being savaged by a small hairy budgie

Quote 1541 added by scott

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Added on Wednesday October 29th, 2003 at 8:40pm

<David>If I throw my legs in the air at the sniff of alcohol...



<David>it’s because I’ve fallen over like a prat

Quote 8 added by jamesog

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